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Expensive date (a little risque)
Jul 7, 2015 17:13:59   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

Awhile back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"

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Jul 7, 2015 20:04:23   #
PaulPisces Loc: San Francisco
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

Awhile back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)





I'll definitely be sharing that one! :oops: :XD: :XD: :oops: :XD:

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Jul 7, 2015 20:58:04   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
PaulPisces wrote:
I'll definitely be sharing that one! :oops: :XD: :XD: :oops: :XD:


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 8, 2015 15:22:07   #
DamnYANKEE
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

Awhile back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 8, 2015 16:37:42   #
boatbob2
 
While I was in High School,there was a BEAUTIFUL girl in my class,that had to use a wheelchair,she was paralyzed from the waist down,Finally I asked her to go to the drive in with me,she said YES,so,on Saturday nite I went to her home to pick her up,in my dads car,her brother told me,how to fold her wheelchair,and put it into the trunk,we went to the movies,and made out,WOW !! both of us were very HORNY,so,my dads car didn't have a back seat (roadster) I didn't know how in the world we were going to get laid.While driving to her house,we passed a large pasture with a tall oak tree in the middle,she said,turn right,drive up to the oak tree,if you can help me out of the car,I can hold onto the branch,and we can do our thing,I thought that was a GREAT idea,She held onto the tree,I pulled down her panties,and my Levis,and WE BOOGIED,,,WOW,it was great,but I felt so ashamed (of course AFTER we boogied) that when I took her home,I just had to tell her brother what a LOW LIFE BASTARD I was,and what we had done,he told me I was a gentleman of the first order,because everybody else " LEFT HER H*****G IN THE TREE"

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Jul 8, 2015 17:04:13   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
boatbob2 wrote:
While I was in High School,there was a BEAUTIFUL girl in my class,that had to use a wheelchair,she was paralyzed from the waist down,Finally I asked her to go to the drive in with me,she said YES,so,on Saturday nite I went to her home to pick her up,in my dads car,her brother told me,how to fold her wheelchair,and put it into the trunk,we went to the movies,and made out,WOW !! both of us were very HORNY,so,my dads car didn't have a back seat (roadster) I didn't know how in the world we were going to get laid.While driving to her house,we passed a large pasture with a tall oak tree in the middle,she said,turn right,drive up to the oak tree,if you can help me out of the car,I can hold onto the branch,and we can do our thing,I thought that was a GREAT idea,She held onto the tree,I pulled down her panties,and my Levis,and WE BOOGIED,,,WOW,it was great,but I felt so ashamed (of course AFTER we boogied) that when I took her home,I just had to tell her brother what a LOW LIFE BASTARD I was,and what we had done,he told me I was a gentleman of the first order,because everybody else " LEFT HER H*****G IN THE TREE"
While I was in High School,there was a BEAUTIFUL g... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: You be bad Bob. :twisted:

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Jul 8, 2015 18:14:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:

Awhile back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, Lobster Patron, Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"

"No," she replied; "but mom's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)


do you still have her phone number????

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Jul 8, 2015 18:15:49   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
badbobby wrote:
do you still have her phone number????


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm not that easy. :twisted:

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Jul 8, 2015 18:16:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
boatbob2 wrote:
While I was in High School,there was a BEAUTIFUL girl in my class,that had to use a wheelchair,she was paralyzed from the waist down,Finally I asked her to go to the drive in with me,she said YES,so,on Saturday nite I went to her home to pick her up,in my dads car,her brother told me,how to fold her wheelchair,and put it into the trunk,we went to the movies,and made out,WOW !! both of us were very HORNY,so,my dads car didn't have a back seat (roadster) I didn't know how in the world we were going to get laid.While driving to her house,we passed a large pasture with a tall oak tree in the middle,she said,turn right,drive up to the oak tree,if you can help me out of the car,I can hold onto the branch,and we can do our thing,I thought that was a GREAT idea,She held onto the tree,I pulled down her panties,and my Levis,and WE BOOGIED,,,WOW,it was great,but I felt so ashamed (of course AFTER we boogied) that when I took her home,I just had to tell her brother what a LOW LIFE BASTARD I was,and what we had done,he told me I was a gentleman of the first order,because everybody else " LEFT HER H*****G IN THE TREE"
While I was in High School,there was a BEAUTIFUL g... (show quote)


gross boat
love it :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jul 8, 2015 22:41:12   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm not that easy. :twisted:


Yes, yes you are. Give him the number Elwood!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI

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Jul 9, 2015 00:05:59   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
mongo wrote:
Yes, yes you are. Give him the number Elwood!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI


:lol: :lol:

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