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Car Terminology and Daughter
Jul 7, 2015 12:02:12   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Car Terminology and Daughter

Daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He
said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,
I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

Ya think the boyfriend got the message????

"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil but by those who watch without doing anything" - Albert Einstein

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Jul 7, 2015 12:05:53   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Car Terminology and Daughter

Daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He
said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,
I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

Ya think the boyfriend got the message????

"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil but by those who watch without doing anything" - Albert Einstein
Car Terminology and Daughter br br Daughter asks... (show quote)


You made tears come to my eyes I laughed so hard.

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Jul 7, 2015 12:06:53   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Car Terminology and Daughter

Daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He
said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,
I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

Ya think the boyfriend got the message????

"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil but by those who watch without doing anything" - Albert Einstein
Car Terminology and Daughter br br Daughter asks... (show quote)


I'm sure that he did and if not he got the message direct from the dad the second time and I'm sure he got the message then.

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Jul 7, 2015 12:58:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Car Terminology and Daughter

Daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand. He
said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,
I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."

Ya think the boyfriend got the message????

"The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil but by those who watch without doing anything" - Albert Einstein
Car Terminology and Daughter br br Daughter asks... (show quote)


sure glad I wasn't the boy friend :lol: :lol:

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Jul 7, 2015 15:07:56   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
sure glad I wasn't the boy friend :lol: :lol:


Shoot fire, I would be afraid to BE the boyfriend. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD:

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