Old people have problems you haven't even considered yet.
Jul 6, 2015 20:01:10 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :D :D
It's hell to be in your seventies....
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
A 75-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 75-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc,
it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my
wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left,
still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and
she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"
It's hell to be in your seventies....
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
A 75-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as
part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 75-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc,
it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my
wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left,
still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and
she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even
tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"
Jul 6, 2015 21:30:48 #
Elwood wrote:
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too dam funny
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
my doctor shouldn't be tellin stories on me
Jul 6, 2015 22:46:04 #
badbobby wrote:
too dam funny
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
my doctor shouldn't be tellin stories on me
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
my doctor shouldn't be tellin stories on me
:lol: :lol: I won't tell. :mrgreen:
Jul 7, 2015 00:07:47 #
Elwood wrote:
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :D
Jul 7, 2015 00:15:18 #
jimahrens wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :D
Thanks Jim. :-D
Jul 7, 2015 00:53:51 #
Elwood wrote:
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I also got it from Neil. I just haven't had time to catch up on emails. So many women and so little time. I hope to fly some in the morning before the wind picks up. Had a strong breeze from the West today. Rough storms on Mobile Bay and came straight across the panhandle. I would imagine you caught some of the action.
Jul 7, 2015 07:08:31 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :D :D
It's hell to be in your seventies....
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"
It's hell to be in your seventies....
OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"
Elwood, what a wonderful way to start my day, I laughed right out loud. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jul 7, 2015 08:34:54 #
Elwood wrote:
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Jul 7, 2015 10:57:31 #
Parrothead wrote:
I also got it from Neil. I just haven't had time to catch up on emails. So many women and so little time. I hope to fly some in the morning before the wind picks up. Had a strong breeze from the West today. Rough storms on Mobile Bay and came straight across the panhandle. I would imagine you caught some of the action.
Sure did. Pain in the butt having to pick up all the debris from the water oaks. :-D
Jul 7, 2015 10:58:34 #
BearK wrote:
Elwood, what a wonderful way to start my day, I laughed right out loud. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Glad to be of help Bear. :-D
Jul 7, 2015 10:58:50 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 7, 2015 12:31:43 #
Elwood wrote:
Sure did. Pain in the butt having to pick up all the debris from the water oaks. :-D
Sunny today with a light breeze. I'm going to try to fly around Destin Harbor today. I'll send a link if I get some video.
Jul 7, 2015 15:53:26 #
Parrothead wrote:
Sunny today with a light breeze. I'm going to try to fly around Destin Harbor today. I'll send a link if I get some video.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D Good luck.
Jul 7, 2015 21:53:43 #
angery american
Loc: Georgia
Elwood wrote:
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LOL..That was ALMOST naughty.....But very funny... :lol:
Jul 8, 2015 01:02:02 #
angery american wrote:
LOL..That was ALMOST naughty.....But very funny... :lol:
:lol: :lol: Almost but not quite. :mrgreen:
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