Barak Obama was in the oval office when the phone rang.
"Hello is this the President"a heavily accented Texas voice inquired."This is Archie down here in Amarillo,Texas at Joes Crab Shack.I'm callin to tell you that we are declaring war onya."

Obama replied"Well this is indeed important news.Tell me just how big is your army?"Well Archie replied"Right now there is myself,ol Badbobby down in Crowley, Texas,ol Slat dowm at lake Whitney,my cousin Andy,and that Marine guy Poppa Gringo and three beautiful ladies(Auntie E,Bear K and Searching) who have (volunteered,and the redneck dart team from Hooters.I think that makes twelve".

"I must tell you Archie"Obama replied"I now have a million men in my army waiting to go to war at my command".
"Wow" said Archie"I'll hafta call ya back".
Sure enough the next morning Archie called back."Well Mr Obama,the war is still on,we have acquired some infantry equipment""And just what would that be Archie?"inquired Obama.Archie replied"Well we now have two combines ,a bull dozer and cousin Andy,s tractor.
Obama sighed and said"Archie did you know that I have sixteen thousand tanks and fourteen thousand armored personnel carriers at my disposal?And I have added since we spoke yesterday one million more men to my army."
"Great balls a bat chit"gasped Archie"I'll hafta call back".

Archie true to his word called the next day."Obama the war is still on!We now have an Air force,we up and modified Slats ultra-light with a c**pla 12 gage shot guns in the pilots cabin and now four good ol boys from the American Legion have joined our cause".
Obama was silent for a moment then replied."Archie I have twenty thousand interceptors and thirty thousand bombers at my command and my military complex is surrounded by laser guided surface to air missiles,and since we last talked I have added another millon men to my army".

"Damn "said Archie"I'll hafta call you back".

Archie again called the next day,"Mr President I must tell you that we are callin off this war".
"Well Archie I think that is wise of you.What changed your mind,Was it my
superior fire power and my overwhelming forces"??
"Well Mr President"said Archie, Badbobby, Slats,Poppa Gringo
and our three beautiful ladies got together at Al's Bar and decided over a fifth of Jack Daniels ,A fifth of Tequila and two six-packs of Miller Light that there would be no way in Hell's tarnation that we would be able to feed three million prisoners!!!!
thank you Slat,Arch, Poppa,Auntie,Bear and Searching for being my friend
God bless and happy fourth