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onah Goldberg June 27, 2015 4:00 AM @JonahNRO EDITORS NOTE: The following is Jonah Goldbergs weekly newsletter, the G-File. Subscribe here to get the G-File delivered to your inbox on Fridays. Dear Reader (unless you have a Matchbox car of the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazard, in which case you must be sent to reeducation camp), In my column yesterday I noted that we now live in a world where Bobby Jindal is a f**e Indian, but its r****t to say Elizabeth Warren isnt a real Indian. Its okay for the press to mock Ted Cruz for boasting Cuban heritage, but its outrageous that Jindal and Nikki Haley arent boasting about their heritage enough. But, as the surprisingly communicative prison bully said to his new cellmate, Hold on, it gets worse. Whats the correct word today? What are we allowed to think? How long must we discuss a world that doesnt bear much resemblance to the one we actually live in? Big corporations the very same corporations we are constantly told are Right-wing have been falling over themselves to erase any hint of Confederate f**gs from their inventories. Walmart proclaimed, We never want to offend anyone with the products that we offer. eBay said they dont want to sell anything that promotes d******eness. Amazon quickly followed suit with similar pabulum. As a business proposition, its hard for me to fault them. With the mobs desperate to sack any citadel that even hints at being a holdout, best to defenestrate the Confederate f**gs and fly the white ones. But this standard of no d******e products isnt actually a standard. It is a political fiction, a marketing myth, an invocation one must offer as one shovels the cursed wares of the day down the memory hole, like so many kilos of heroin with cops at the door. Goodbye to All That Memory hole is a term from Orwells 1984. It was literally a series of pipes one could throw documents down, so as to whisk them to the furnace as quickly as possible. (Fortunately for Hillary Clinton, that can be done digitally these days.) Taken seriously, this new standard of anti-d******eness would require cramming so many things down the memory hole it would be the functional equivalent of shoving a whole Thanksgiving turkey, uncooked, into the garbage disposal. Everywhere one looks, there are d******e things. The gay p***e rainbow f**g? Shvvvuuumph! Down the memory hole! N**i memorabilia (still widely available at Amazon and Ebay)? Thwwwwwwwwwooosshh! Down the memory hole! C*******t f**gs? Muslim Crescents? Christian Crucifixes? Stars of David (never mind Israeli f**gs)? Get ready for a long, grinding, thwarararammmmmfitang as the disciples of blackwhite thinking and those who fear them squeeze the polarizing bric-a-brac into the wheezing pneumatic tubery. These of course are just the symbols. Then there are the books that must be hurled into the maw of forgetting. For the last few years, Huckleberry Finns place in American life has been shrinking, thanks to the stark terror it inflicts in an educrat class that insists on denouncing Americas r****t past, but is too scared to actually engage it maturely for fear of triggering someone. Gone With the Asininity Already, a film critic at the New York Post (!) wants to dustbin Gone With The Wind (though he at least concedes it could be interred at a museum). Im no partisan of the Confederacy, but Im also no partisan of C*******m. I understand why so many glower when they see the Confederate f**g fly, I am hard pressed to understand why so few glare when they see the Hammer and Sickle grace dorm room walls or the midriffs of bearded, burly hipsters who apparently got a memo its okay to wear t***sgressive T-shirts so long as theyre so tight people get a glimpse of your belly hairs. Id say its almost as if they dont know that the C*******ts were the greatest revivers of the institution of s***ery in the 20th century, except I am fairly certain they dont know that (as we speak so to speak ISIS is giving away sex-s***es to the winners of Koran-memorization contests, but this arouses far less passion in Americans than the thought that someone somewhere might want to buy a civil war chess set from Walmart). I said above that if this standard were taken seriously so much would have to go down the memory hole. But thats the rub. This isnt a standard that is being taken seriously. It isnt a standard at all. Its a cudgel. A rhetorical nightstick used in service to the politics of revenge and forgetting. Get Free Exclusive NR Content When I was growing up (Hows that going? Seems like youve got a ways to go
The Couch), it seemed like lots of people talked about post-modernism, critical-race theory and all that junk. Today, it seems like no one talks about it, but everyone lives it or is being forced to live with it. Ill always remember that line from Wendy Doniger when McCain picked Sarah Palin for veep: Her greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman. Wh**ever criticisms you might have for Palin, there was a time when the one thing everyone could agree on is that shes, you know, a woman. But now we live in an age where we must say Bruce Jenner is a woman, but only Right-wing cranks like me bother to complain that a professor at the University of Chicago could write that Sarah Palin isnt one. The Center Will Not Hold My real fear isnt that the Left will win. I still have some faith that the American people, including large portions of the Democratic base, dont actually buy all of this nonsense, or at the very least its reasonable to assume they wont continue to buy it for long. Why? Because its exhausting. Whats the correct word today? What are we allowed to think? How long must we discuss a world that doesnt bear much resemblance to the one we actually live in? Most people dont want to be politically engaged constantly. We wont all be assimilated by the Borg. (Though it is kind of amazing that the Swedish Chef on The Muppet Show had been warning us about this for so long and we never listened; borg-a-borg-borg-borg!) The Lefts identity-politics game is a bit like the welfare states of Europe, which exist solely by living off borrowed capital and unrequited generosity. No my real fear is that the center will not hold. Ive discussed this a bit when it comes to the debate over Islam. I dont like the practice of insulting Muslims or anybody just to prove a point. But what I like even less is the suggestion that Muslim fanatics have the assassins veto over what we can say or do. So I am forced to choose sides, and when forced, I will stand with the insulters over the beheaders. But that is not an ideal scenario. That is the Leninist thinking of the worse, the better. So what I fear is something similar in our own society; that the Left gets what its been asking for: Total Identity Politics Armageddon. Everyone to your tribe, literal or figurative. Spending as much time as I do on the internet, its easy to think this world has already arrived. Its basically how political twitter operates. But what I fear is that it spills over into real life, like when characters from The Matrix walk among us. The Lefts identity-politics game is a bit like the welfare states of Europe, which exist solely by living off borrowed capital and unrequited generosity. Europeans can only have their lavish entitlements because they benefit from our military might and our technological innovation. Left to their own devices, theyd have to live quite differently. Similarly, identity politics is fueled by generous subsidies from higher education, foundations, and other institutions designed to t***sfer resources to the Griping Industry. But if you spend enough time teaching people to think that way, guess what? Theyll think that way. Cruz v. Clinton Ragnarok The other night I was on Special Report with Senator Ted Cruz as our guest in the Center Seat. On the broadcast show I got to ask a total of one question Cruz is a brilliant filibusterer. Anyway, after he left the online show (where we chatted more), I remarked that his professed general e******n strategy should he get the nomination is to run on uniting conservatives and to get the conservatives who allegedly didnt show up for McCain and Romney to show up for him. He almost explicitly says he wants to run a Goldwateresque campaign: all-choice, no echo. Galvanize the base, forget about everyone else. Now, Im not sure I really believe this would actually be his game plan if he were to win the nomination, but I understand why hes saying it now. He wants to be the One True Conservative in the race and thats what his constituency wants to hear. Fair enough.
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