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Jun 30, 2015 09:44:51   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY

Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda 's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.

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Jun 30, 2015 10:05:22   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
thank you I needed a really good laugh today :-D

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Jun 30, 2015 10:13:08   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
BearK wrote:
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY

Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda 's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY br br Linda Bu... (show quote)




Very funny. It might be hard to determine the difference between the dough and her brains, after all she is an Obama v**er.

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Jun 30, 2015 10:25:51   #
JMHO Loc: Utah
 
BearK wrote:
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY

Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda 's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY br br Linda Bu... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 30, 2015 10:43:28   #
jimahrens Loc: California
 
Close to the t***h.
BearK wrote:
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY

Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda 's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY br br Linda Bu... (show quote)

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Jun 30, 2015 10:52:15   #
bahmer
 
BearK wrote:
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY

Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda 's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY br br Linda Bu... (show quote)


Good one

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Jun 30, 2015 11:18:44   #
boatbob2
 
I REALLY needed a great joke for today (Tuesday) yep,she is a blonde....

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Jun 30, 2015 11:28:55   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
BearK wrote:
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY

Linda Burnett, 26, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and, while there, went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda 's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He
asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde, a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that
could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and the expiration date was from 2008, so it was determined to be Bush's fault.
WOMAN SHOT IN HER OWN DRIVEWAY br br Linda Bu... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: That was great. You really had me going.

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Jun 30, 2015 11:38:47   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Old joke, but still funny.... good one... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jun 30, 2015 12:33:12   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Very funny. It might be hard to determine the difference between the dough and her brains, after all she is an Obama v**er.


:lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 30, 2015 12:34:56   #
jimahrens Loc: California
 
Hey Pappy how you doing? Another wonderful day in Paradise.
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 30, 2015 12:40:19   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


My wife was shot and k**led in a car wreck but there is no evidence to connect me to the unfortunate incident. :lol: :lol: :lol: Free at last. Free at last. Thank God Almighty, I am free at last.

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Jun 30, 2015 13:19:28   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
jimahrens wrote:
Hey Pappy how you doing? Another wonderful day in Paradise.


That it is, that it is. Another day of the Same Old Stuff.

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Jul 1, 2015 08:59:15   #
sissymary
 
Joke has been around for a few years, but still funny. Thanks.

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Jul 1, 2015 10:17:57   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
sissymary wrote:
Joke has been around for a few years, but still funny. Thanks.


The ending has been changed, or added on, to fit the day.

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