Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

Liberals tend to have a knee-jerk reaction to the very mention of guns. They get especially vehement when it comes to guns in schools because we must protect our children at all costs!

Which is why conscientious liberals want to train our kids to throw cans of soup against an intruder armed with a gun who enters a school. Because liberals know that all of these children armed with soup cans will prevent another Sandy Hook atrocity!

I’m sure that these soup cans would be fully-loaded, completely full with vegetable soup, cream of mushroom soup, chicken noodle soup, or the ever-deadly beef stew – preferably organic and free-range.

Now, call me crazy, but I’m thinking if a group of adults were to throw soup cans at someone with a loaded gun, I doubt that they would fair very well. In fact, I think the gunman would win.

And liberals want to send our kids into that kind of a fight with soup cans.


Mike Adams notes,

“The way this works, we are told, is that ‘The canned food item could stun the intruder or even knock him out until the police arrive. The canned food item will give students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure in case an intruder enters their classroom.'”
All I really want to know at this point is whose idea this is so that we can send them packing. This won’t protect our children. This will make them sheep for the slaughter.


http://teapartybulletin.com/you-wont-believe-what-liberals-think-soup-cans-do/

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Very informative! I'll pass this on to my daughter!! Those grandkids should have a couple of cans of soup in their backpacks at all times!!

REALLY? WTF????????

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Actually, a great many everyday items can be used as weapons and yes, even against a gunman. I wouldn't recommend training 5 year olds to use them though, as they haven't the maturity to avoid using them on their parents or other adults.

By the same token, just having a firearm isn't a guarantee of success against another with a firearm, if that other person is more sk**led or has had more training with that weapon - and actually used it on a human. I've seen soldiers hesitate a second too long when in a real life situation. I've also seen cops begin blasting away - because they were scared and panicked.

I still say gun control is a joke, but self control is a life saver.

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

Guns do not now, nor have they ever needed controlling, just the folks who use or more appropriately, misuse them need controlling. Taking guns away from law abiding citizens, is not gun control, it is victimization.

dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)

"Gun control = using a two handed grip."

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

You forgot, windage and elevation. Squeeze, don't jerk, keep both eyes open, unless you are using a scope.

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

The only thing worse than taking a knife to a gun fight, is taking a can of Campbell's chicken and stars soup.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

I prefer the family size steak and vegetables. You can disarm anybody with that pretty easily - if you know how and have trained extensively.

Like I said, the whole concept of gun control is ridiculous. Not that I believe we should return to the old wild west days, mind you, but that the concept is flawed. Something along the lines of an automatic death penalty, if a firearm is used to k**l someone - that MIGHT make folks think twice before pulling the trigger - then again, maybe not.

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

You may be on to something there, but it will never come about. To many folks make excuses for murders, poor childhood, abuse, mental problems, etc. Murder is murder, rather a gun, knive, fork or spoon. Automatic Death Penalty if convicted - no appeal, so the judge and jury better get it right the first time.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

I keep a can on me at all times and in every vehicle I own. I won't reveal the oz. Let's just say I don't want a soup that is going to bounce off some liberal terrorist. I want a soup that will go through him.

Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

:thumbup: Yes, And tell 'em to carry the organic kind of soup.

Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

Good idea Rufus, I'm on my way to the grocery store to stock up on cans of soup.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Yep. It is best to stock up now before Obama catches on and has the govt. buying up all our soup.

Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana

:thumbup: :thumbup: LOL, Or bans them.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Be kinda hard to take someone out with a package of ramen noodles huh?