bdamage Loc: My Bunker

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you c***t on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'


The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he c***ted on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

'If either of you i***ts asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.

Don't mess with Granny!

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

Good for Granny, whoever said the t***h won't/can't hurt you.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Haha! I bet if more people were this brutally honest - we'd all be more circumspect in our behavior, no?

bdamage Loc: My Bunker

Especially if you are the one asking!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

And the judge exercised his wisdom with authority. :mrgreen: :XD: :lol:

BearK Loc: TN

And there you have it folks - those are the kind of lawyers we have elected to office :XD: :XD:

Good one, though BD :thumbup:

boatbob2

AND,ask Granny, "and the t***h will set you free" works for me !!

badbobby Loc: texas

one question
were they all democrats?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

You had to ask?

badbobby Loc: texas

makin sure