Senior citizens
Jun 28, 2015 20:10:07 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.
However,upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took any of the following:
The melody out of music,
The p***e out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.
And we certainly are NOT the ones who e liminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!
And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.
Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and p***e in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!
YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 P.M.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!
Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here.
And, MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA
AND MAY AMERICA BLESS GOD !!
Go Green - Recycle CONGRESS!!
Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.
However,upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the senior citizens who took any of the following:
The melody out of music,
The p***e out of appearance,
The courtesy out of driving,
The romance out of love,
The commitment out of marriage,
The responsibility out of parenthood,
The togetherness out of the family,
The learning out of education,
The service out of patriotism,
The Golden Rule from rulers,
The nativity scene out of cities,
The civility out of behavior,
The refinement out of language,
The dedication out of employment,
The prudence out of spending,
The ambition out of achievement or
God out of government and school.
And we certainly are NOT the ones who e liminated patience and tolerance from personal relationships and interactions with others!!
And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism, and remember those who have fought and died for our country.
Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and p***e in their hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!
YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
I'm the life of the party..... Even if it lasts until 8 P.M.
I'm very good at opening childproof caps..... With a hammer.
I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to them, but I would send it to many more too!
Spread the laughter
Share the cheer
Let's be happy
While we're here.
And, MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA
AND MAY AMERICA BLESS GOD !!
Go Green - Recycle CONGRESS!!
Jun 28, 2015 21:02:52 #
Spankem
Loc: NJ
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Another uplift from Elwood, Thanks again
Jun 28, 2015 22:12:16 #
Spankem wrote:
Another uplift from Elwood, Thanks again
Amen, Sounds like the world would be a better place if we were all senior citizens. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 28, 2015 22:31:16 #
Unclet
Loc: Amarillo, Tx
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Thanks Elwood, all the best to you and yours.
Jun 28, 2015 23:05:29 #
Jun 28, 2015 23:06:10 #
Unclet wrote:
Thanks Elwood, all the best to you and yours.
You are welcome Unclet. :-D
Jun 29, 2015 09:31:26 #
Jun 29, 2015 10:01:01 #
iFrank wrote:
Elwood for President, because he looks like a sober fellow. Good post.
:lol: :lol: Thank you Frank. :mrgreen:
Jun 29, 2015 11:54:30 #
Jun 29, 2015 12:08:05 #
Jun 29, 2015 16:42:12 #
NO,I do NOT want everyone to be a SENIOR CITIZEN,I don't want to look at saggy tits,when I can look at young bouncing tits.
Jun 29, 2015 16:46:16 #
Jun 29, 2015 16:50:26 #
boatbob2 wrote:
NO,I do NOT want everyone to be a SENIOR CITIZEN,I don't want to look at saggy tits,when I can look at young bouncing tits.
You do have a point (or two) there Bob now that you mention it. :lol: :lol:
Jun 30, 2015 10:28:50 #
Pap Pap
Loc: Etna, PA
Rufus wrote:
Amen, Sounds like the world would be a better place if we were all senior citizens. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
No we need the young folks to carry things. :-)
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