slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Credit BadBobby for this 'gem'.

An elderly white-haired gentleman walked into an upper-class jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde h*****g onto his arm.

He told the jeweler he was looking for something special for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a very nice $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special.

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled, and her entire body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, the elderly man said "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made, and the gentleman answered, "By check. I know you need to know my check will clear...so, I'll write it now, and you can call me Monday morning when it does. I'll then come by Monday later in the day, and pick it up."

On Monday morning, the jeweler called the old man and told him "Sir, there is no money in that account."

To which the old man replied, "I know...but let me tell you about my weekend" :!:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Why couldn't I have been smart enough to try something like that ? Why ?, Why ?, Why ?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm thinking BadBobby was quite the 'player' in his heyday. :lol:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

I had one buddy who would go to bars and tell women his wife had died recently. He took a lot of women home with him. I just did not have the heart to stoop that low.

dwallace2015

Big bait catches big bimbo.

badbobby Loc: texas

what a Swabby messed up
A Marine cleaned up
thanks Slat