old redneck
Jun 28, 2015 16:49:28 #
An elderly redneck walked into a jewelry store on a late Friday afternoon with a stunning blonde siren by his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my lady friend"he said.
The jeweler brought out a $ 5000 ring."No" said the old redneck"I would like to see something more special"
The jewler then brought out another ring."here is a beautiful classy ring for just $40,000"he said.
the blonde siren 's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled.Seeing this happen the old redneck said."That will do fine,we will take it"
the jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old redneck stated,"by check.I kmow you need to make sure my check clears,so I will write it now and you can call the bank Monday morning.I will then pick up the ring Monday afternoon"
Om Monday morning the jeweler called the old redneck and exclaimed".Sir,there is some mistake,there is no money in this account".
Yes I know"said the old redneck.But let me tell you about my weekend!!!
AND YOU THINK REDNECKS ARE STUPID
"I'm looking for a special ring for my lady friend"he said.
The jeweler brought out a $ 5000 ring."No" said the old redneck"I would like to see something more special"
The jewler then brought out another ring."here is a beautiful classy ring for just $40,000"he said.
the blonde siren 's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled.Seeing this happen the old redneck said."That will do fine,we will take it"
the jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old redneck stated,"by check.I kmow you need to make sure my check clears,so I will write it now and you can call the bank Monday morning.I will then pick up the ring Monday afternoon"
Om Monday morning the jeweler called the old redneck and exclaimed".Sir,there is some mistake,there is no money in this account".
Yes I know"said the old redneck.But let me tell you about my weekend!!!
AND YOU THINK REDNECKS ARE STUPID
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