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The heart surgeon
Jun 28, 2015 14:22:19   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone." One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low grades, never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew him from school, and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic,who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner. If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you v**ed for
Obama.

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Jun 28, 2015 14:28:26   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone." One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew him from school, and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic,who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner. If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you v**ed for
Obama.
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teach... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: That was great.

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Jun 28, 2015 14:40:41   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone." One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew him from school, and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic,who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner. If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you v**ed for
Obama.
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teach... (show quote)


Ben Carson was undoubtedly the surgeon. We already know who Tyrone was, he looked a lot like his father. Oh wait, that was Trayvon not Tyrone that Obama said, If he had a son it would look a lot like me.

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Jun 28, 2015 14:44:42   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Yep; but OB had sponsors. Other wise he would have been the janitor.

Unclet wrote:
Ben Carson was undoubtedly the surgeon. We already know who Tyrone was, he looked a lot like his father. Oh wait, that was Trayvon not Tyrone that Obama said, If he had a son it would look a lot like me.

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Jun 28, 2015 14:46:19   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Yep; but OB had sponsors. Other wise he would have been the janitor.


True, True!

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Jun 28, 2015 15:07:17   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Unclet wrote:
Ben Carson was undoubtedly the surgeon. We already know who Tyrone was, he looked a lot like his father. Oh wait, that was Trayvon not Tyrone that Obama said, If he had a son it would look a lot like me.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 29, 2015 09:40:21   #
DamnYANKEE
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone." One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low grades, never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew him from school, and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic,who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner. If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you v**ed for
Obama.
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teach... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 29, 2015 11:55:53   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone." One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low grades, never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew him from school, and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic,who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner. If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you v**ed for
Obama.
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teach... (show quote)


Good one.

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Jun 29, 2015 16:44:57   #
boatbob2
 
YEAH,and obozo would have fucked up the janitor job,like he is doing to OUR WHITE HOUSE,WHO THE HELL,Ever thought we would have Q***R lights on the white house????????????

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