eagleye13 Loc: Fl

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to have a beer.



After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"



The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said "I do....why?"



The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.



The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver.



Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to finish his drink.



A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"



The Lone Ranger stands up again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"

"Nothin', but you left your injun runnin'....."

CowboyMilt

LMAO...IN THIS TIME of strife & Super BS is good to get a laugh that I can relate to...The Lone Ranger & Tonto are two of my favorites from childhood..."HIYO SILVER AWAY"! LOL

She Wolf Loc: Currently Georgia

I have often wondered exactly what Kemosabe means. If you ask a Lakota to tell you what some of their language in "Dancing with Wolves means" you will get a good laugh.

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

cumon She Wolf; fill us in!!!

BTW; isn't Kemosabe; nuked Japanese mustard?

Rufus Loc: Deep South

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no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

y f



Very funny. Wait for the screams of r****t from a couple of the well known l*****ts.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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Loki Loc: Georgia

The Lone Ranger and Tonto made camp in a small ravine one night. The next morning, they woke up to find a thousand hostile Lakota ready to ride right over them.
The Lone Ranger looked at Tonto and said, "Tonto, we're in trouble."
Tonto replied....."What's this 'we' s**t, paleface?"

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

The masked man asked;
"We B Buds, ain't we?" :-)

Alicia Loc: NYC

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That's a groaner.

mouset783 Loc: Oklahoma

Speaking of Indians Obama made a speach at a powow and he was given a plaque complete with his Indian name on it"Walking Eagle" to thank him. When the chiefs were asked why the name they replied when they find an Eagle so full of s____t they can't fly.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Bless you my child. :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

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badbobby Loc: texas

the lone ranger and tonto camped out
they set up their tent and built a campfire
later they retired to their tent and went to sleep
about three oclock in the morning the lone ranger was awakened by tonto punching him in his ribs
"quimo sabe look up what you see"??the ranger looked up and said"well I see the big and little dipper ,venus ,mars and sagitarious
and it looks like its gonna be a beautiful clear day to morrow"
tonto replied
"DUMBASS SOMEONE STOLE OUR TENT"

9th Marines

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