dead crows
Jun 27, 2015 10:54:53 #
A fact you won't soon forget...
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT
Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been k**led by impact with trucks, while only 2% were k**led by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck k**ls versus car k**ls.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road k**l, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout
"Cah", not a single one could shout "TRUCK"..
"
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT
Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been k**led by impact with trucks, while only 2% were k**led by an impact with a car.
MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck k**ls versus car k**ls.
He very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road k**l, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout
"Cah", not a single one could shout "TRUCK"..
"
Jun 27, 2015 11:35:00 #
robmull
Loc: florida
badbobby wrote:
A fact you won't soon forget... br br br Researc... (show quote)
"Lookout crows," the MSM of the "avian" world!!!
Jun 27, 2015 12:29:59 #
badbobby wrote:
A fact you won't soon forget... br br br Researc... (show quote)
:thumbup: It is all beginning to make sense to me now.
Jun 27, 2015 13:03:24 #
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: A gud'un, badbobby, a gud'un.
Jun 27, 2015 17:23:03 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: A gud'un, badbobby, a gud'un.
thank you rob Rufe and Poppa
you all appreciate good humor :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
Jun 28, 2015 11:41:23 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
A fact you won't soon forget... br br br Researc... (show quote)
Wonderful! Thanks :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 28, 2015 17:28:14 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Wonderful! Thanks :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
thank you np
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