Crisco
Jun 26, 2015 16:42:09 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere'
The clerk is astonished. 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'
The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public'
'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'
'Lard ass.'
I love old people!
A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere'
The clerk is astonished. 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'
The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public'
'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'
'Lard ass.'
I love old people!
Jun 26, 2015 16:52:40 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
thank you Elwood
I'm old :!: :!:
and I aint tellin what Mama calls me :lol: :lol:
Jun 26, 2015 16:58:39 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: That's hilarious. Reminds me when I was married. I had pet names for my wife like cupcake, and baby girl. She called me s**thead. God in His wisdom released me from that hell on earth and I am so very grateful. Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty I'm free at last.
Jun 26, 2015 17:09:33 #
badbobby wrote:
thank you Elwood
I'm old :!: :!:
and I aint tellin what Mama calls me :lol: :lol:
I'm old :!: :!:
and I aint tellin what Mama calls me :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :shock:
Jun 26, 2015 17:10:14 #
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: That's hilarious. Reminds me when I was married. I had pet names for my wife like cupcake, and baby girl. She called me s**thead. God in His wisdom released me from that hell on earth and I am so very grateful. Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty I'm free at last.
:lol: :lol: Good on you mate. :mrgreen:
Jun 27, 2015 09:43:06 #
badbobby wrote:
thank you Elwood
I'm old :!: :!:
and I aint tellin what Mama calls me :lol: :lol:
I'm old :!: :!:
and I aint tellin what Mama calls me :lol: :lol:
No doubt they are sweet and endearing - you just don't want the other fellows to be jealous. :thumbup:
Jun 27, 2015 11:07:40 #
BearK wrote:
No doubt they are sweet and endearing - you just don't want the other fellows to be jealous. :thumbup:
how did you know??
Jun 27, 2015 12:56:54 #
Yet a man would never say such a thing and expect to live or ever "see it again"
Another good one! :mrgreen:
Another good one! :mrgreen:
Jun 27, 2015 13:26:16 #
Shawn64 wrote:
Yet a man would never say such a thing and expect to live or ever "see it again"
Another good one! :mrgreen:
Another good one! :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: You are right about that. :mrgreen:
Jun 28, 2015 19:31:11 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: You are right about that. :mrgreen:
We learn well, don't we. :shock: :thumbup:
Jun 28, 2015 19:54:49 #
Shawn64 wrote:
We learn well, don't we. :shock: :thumbup:
Yup. It is called conditioning. :lol: :lol:
Jun 28, 2015 20:05:32 #
Jun 28, 2015 21:55:46 #
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