Guido the Italian lover
Jun 26, 2015 16:25:24 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Guido the Italian Lover
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion....
The sex finally ends, and again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping ...
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."
Guido the Italian Lover
A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blond woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion....
The sex finally ends, and again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping ...
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian."
Jun 26, 2015 16:34:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Yah....thas'sa a good'un :!: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol:
Jun 26, 2015 16:58:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yah....thas'sa a good'un :!: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Thanks. :mrgreen:
Jun 27, 2015 19:29:24 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Thanks. :mrgreen:
and I figgered she was GERMAN
ach du lieber
Jun 27, 2015 19:33:43 #
badbobby wrote:
and I figgered she was GERMAN
ach du lieber
ach du lieber
:lol: :lol: Close but no cigar. :mrgreen:
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