Beer and colonoscopy
Jun 26, 2015 12:44:59 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Beer & Colonoscopy
It was my first time visiting Dr Putz for a colonoscopy.
I went into his office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room.
She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see
me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam
table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer
.
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look
Doc, I'm a little confused.
This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y
is for,
And I know what the
glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER
is for?"
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the
door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his new nurse,
"Damn it, Evelyn !......... I said a BUTT LIGHT"
Beer & Colonoscopy
It was my first time visiting Dr Putz for a colonoscopy.
I went into his office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room.
She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see
me. She said that he would only be a few minutes.
After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam
table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer
.
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look
Doc, I'm a little confused.
This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y
is for,
And I know what the
glove is for,
But can you tell me what the BEER
is for?"
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the
door.
He flung the door open and yelled to his new nurse,
"Damn it, Evelyn !......... I said a BUTT LIGHT"
Jun 26, 2015 13:02:52 #
Unclet
Loc: Amarillo, Tx
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Welcome to Obama and SCOTUS care.
Jun 26, 2015 13:26:32 #
Unclet wrote:
Welcome to Obama and SCOTUS care.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 26, 2015 14:36:25 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Unclet wrote:
Welcome to Obama and SCOTUS care.
Personally I would rather have three or four beers, then I would be relaxed enough to put up with the exam!!
Jun 26, 2015 16:09:14 #
Unclet wrote:
Welcome to Obama and SCOTUS care.
:lol: :lol: There you go. :mrgreen:
Jun 26, 2015 18:54:16 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: There you go. :mrgreen:
Did you get Evelyn's phone number ?
Jun 26, 2015 19:18:00 #
Rufus wrote:
Did you get Evelyn's phone number ?
:lol: :lol: Damn. No I didn't. :mrgreen:
Jun 27, 2015 09:36:22 #
Good one Elwood :thumbup:
As I told it once before, NEVER start talking as you go under as you just keep on blabbering - and it can be funny, embarrassing, or incriminating. I heard about the last one - he kept telling about his mistress - to his wife :XD: :XD: :XD: :-(
As I told it once before, NEVER start talking as you go under as you just keep on blabbering - and it can be funny, embarrassing, or incriminating. I heard about the last one - he kept telling about his mistress - to his wife :XD: :XD: :XD: :-(
Jun 27, 2015 11:22:22 #
BearK wrote:
Good one Elwood :thumbup:
As I told it once before, NEVER start talking as you go under as you just keep on blabbering - and it can be funny, embarrassing, or incriminating. I heard about the last one - he kept telling about his mistress - to his wife :XD: :XD: :XD: :-(
As I told it once before, NEVER start talking as you go under as you just keep on blabbering - and it can be funny, embarrassing, or incriminating. I heard about the last one - he kept telling about his mistress - to his wife :XD: :XD: :XD: :-(
That's not good. :lol: :lol: :shock:
Jun 27, 2015 12:32:23 #
Jun 27, 2015 12:35:13 #
Shawn64 wrote:
Bud light will never be viewed the same again!
:thumbup:
:thumbup:
:lol: :lol:
Jun 27, 2015 19:22:18 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
that exam isn't too bad
unless both the proctologists hands are on your shoulders :XD:
Jun 27, 2015 19:35:04 #
badbobby wrote:
that exam isn't too bad
unless both the proctologists hands are on your shoulders :XD:
unless both the proctologists hands are on your shoulders :XD:
:lol: :lol: Ouch. Perish the thought. :shock:
Jun 27, 2015 22:36:27 #
badbobby wrote:
that exam isn't too bad
unless both the proctologists hands are on your shoulders :XD:
unless both the proctologists hands are on your shoulders :XD:
The Supreme Court will soon rule that all medical exams will be carried out this way.
Jun 27, 2015 23:56:14 #
Rufus wrote:
The Supreme Court will soon rule that all medical exams will be carried out this way.
oh my :!: :!:
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