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The farmer's interview
Jun 24, 2015 11:05:02   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. :lol: :lol:




The Farmer's Interview



In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause
of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have
some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
YOU get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.

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Jun 24, 2015 11:13:27   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. :lol: :lol:




The Farmer's Interview



In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause
of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have
some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
YOU get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. ... (show quote)


Lots of t***h in that post. :XD: :XD: :XD:

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Jun 24, 2015 11:38:28   #
bahmer
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. :lol: :lol:




The Farmer's Interview



In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause
of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have
some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
YOU get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. ... (show quote)




:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 24, 2015 13:40:34   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Unclet wrote:
Lots of t***h in that post. :XD: :XD: :XD:


:lol: :lol: Sure is.

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Jun 24, 2015 13:40:56   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
bahmer wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Thank you. :D

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Jun 24, 2015 16:00:37   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. :lol: :lol:




The Farmer's Interview



In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause
of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have
some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
YOU get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Truly truly warped :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Jun 24, 2015 17:36:29   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
no propaganda please wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Truly truly warped :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: How would you disprove it :?: :mrgreen:

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Jun 25, 2015 06:37:35   #
Richard94611
 
And then there was the fancy city dude wearing the most expensive outfit you could imagine who decided it would be amusing to go out and have a first-hand look at the country yokels. He was driving along in his new BMW when he saw a run-down house and an old man sitting in a rocking chair on its porch. He decided he was going to have fun with the old man. He pulled into the driveway, rolled down the window, and said to the old man in a superior tone, "Hey, old man, you lived here all your life." The old man pushed his glasses back up his nose to get a better look at the visitor and replied, "Not yet."



Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. :lol: :lol:




The Farmer's Interview



In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause
of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have
some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
YOU get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. ... (show quote)

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Jun 25, 2015 09:25:11   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Richard94611 wrote:
And then there was the fancy city dude wearing the most expensive outfit you could imagine who decided it would be amusing to go out and have a first-hand look at the country yokels. He was driving along in his new BMW when he saw a run-down house and an old man sitting in a rocking chair on its porch. He decided he was going to have fun with the old man. He pulled into the driveway, rolled down the window, and said to the old man in a superior tone, "Hey, old man, you lived here all your life." The old man pushed his glasses back up his nose to get a better look at the visitor and replied, "Not yet."
And then there was the fancy city dude wearing the... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 26, 2015 00:13:01   #
angery american Loc: Georgia
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. :lol: :lol:




The Farmer's Interview



In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause
of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might have
some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: I am here to collect information on the possible sources
of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The farmer stared at the reporter and said: Did you know that a bull mounts
a cow only once a year?"
Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of
information but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
disease?
Farmer: Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting
to the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing
with your tits twice a day... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't
YOU get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED.
Going the e-mail rounds. True or not still funny. ... (show quote)



lolololol.....I think I just wet my pants I was laughing so hard...Thanks E L :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 26, 2015 09:29:22   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
angery american wrote:
lolololol.....I think I just wet my pants I was laughing so hard...Thanks E L :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


My pleasure. :-D

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Jun 26, 2015 18:31:44   #
lusitanean
 
Well, since we are in a light vein, how about this one? the farmer had a cow which he wanted to be impregnated. So he took it to the bull farm for that intended purpose. With his wife tagging along. She witnessed the ceremony and was so enthused by the way the bull performed his job that she asked its owner how often the bull performed. About six or seven times a day, was the answer. She ran to her husband telling him what the bull owner had just said and berating him for being such a terrible performer. Once a week, sometimes a month. Shame on him. The poor husband had a question for the bull's owner. Which was: does the bull do this six or seven times a day with the same cow?
-No sir, with six or seven different cows.
It was the husband's moment of victory. That he also would gladily do.

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Jun 26, 2015 19:32:23   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
lusitanean wrote:
Well, since we are in a light vein, how about this one? the farmer had a cow which he wanted to be impregnated. So he took it to the bull farm for that intended purpose. With his wife tagging along. She witnessed the ceremony and was so enthused by the way the bull performed his job that she asked its owner how often the bull performed. About six or seven times a day, was the answer. She ran to her husband telling him what the bull owner had just said and berating him for being such a terrible performer. Once a week, sometimes a month. Shame on him. The poor husband had a question for the bull's owner. Which was: does the bull do this six or seven times a day with the same cow?
-No sir, with six or seven different cows.
It was the husband's moment of victory. That he also would gladily do.
Well, since we are in a light vein, how about this... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 28, 2015 19:58:46   #
Richard94611
 
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son
what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

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Jun 28, 2015 20:00:09   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Richard94611 wrote:
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son
what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps peop... (show quote)


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