AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I am a day late with the weekly amusement.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing the bickering!

Finally fed up, God said, THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does a better job."

So Jesus and Satan Sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They mouse.

They faxed.

They emailed.

They emailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets.

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports.

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than he'll.

Ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" He screamed. That's not fair! He c***ted! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"

GOD just shrugged and said,



"JESUS SAVES.......

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Off to bed with a smile, thanks AuntiE.

katz Loc: washington

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man. pun not fun. But grinned anyway.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

I did, in fact, question whether to put the joke out because of the pun; however, took a chance that individuals would not take great offense. It should further be noted, I waited until Monday.

katz Loc: washington

No offence. My mom is a minister, and we all like a good God joke.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Here is how we roll in Misery




A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship.

To no avail, she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice and making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, k*****g her instantly.


At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that when ever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a reply.

Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's booked up for a year.'

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Good one Armi👍👍

Look at you going through old topics, lol. Hope all is well, sir.

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

Blast from the past, eh Poppa,lol.

I didn't think anyone else would've gotten this, it being almost 2 years from the last post.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Shows how quick I am. Didn't even notice dates... Duh

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Don't sweat it Armi, it was enjoyed.