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Jun 17, 2015 22:13:15   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
It is offset by your viscious 'lopping.' :shock: :roll: :mrgreen:


Hmmmm



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Jun 17, 2015 22:15:56   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Hmmmm

Am I allowed a 'last meal' before the lopping :?: Under those conditions, I might stomach it. :XD: :thumbup: :lol:

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Jun 17, 2015 22:21:58   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Am I allowed a 'last meal' before the lopping :?: Under those conditions, I might stomach it. :XD: :thumbup: :lol:


Because I am benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly, there is a sandwich platter before removal of your useless, empty head. :idea: :idea: :twisted:







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Jun 17, 2015 22:49:00   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Because I am benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly, there is a sandwich platter before removal of your useless, empty head. :idea: :idea: :twisted:

Yeah, you reek of benevolence, compassion and gentle kindliness. :shock: :roll: :hunf:

One rule: No lopping 'til I am done eating, and one platter is not going to cut the mustard...so to speak. You may consider having an assembly line of hors d'oeuvres at the ready. :P :thumbup: It could take a while :!:

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Jun 17, 2015 22:55:45   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, you reek of benevolence, compassion and gentle kindliness. :shock: :roll: :hunf:

One rule: No lopping 'til I am done eating, and one platter is not going to cut the mustard...so to speak. You may consider having an assembly line of hors d'oeuvres at the ready. :P :thumbup: It could take a while :!:


By the time you finish it will require a wheelbarrow, at the least, to get you to the lopping area. So I wouldn't be too worried, plus, I will be there for your assistance, if needed.

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Jun 17, 2015 22:58:45   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Because I am benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly, there is a sandwich platter before removal of your useless, empty head. :idea: :idea: :twisted:


I mailed our brain to him a few days ago.
I know you think it is small, but it has a real life function. Think spray paint can.
Not sure if I want it back now!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Jun 17, 2015 23:01:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
By the time you finish it will require a wheelbarrow, at the least, to get you to the lopping area. So I wouldn't be too worried, plus, I will be there for your assistance, if needed.

The poor darling doesn't realize that I will make off with all the 'goodies' as she heads to the kitchen and make myself invisible until she forgets all about her demented plans :!: If needed, I will muster you up...but, let's keep this to ourselves. AuntiE must not know, or...'the best laid plans of Marines often go astray.' Mum is the word :!: :wink: :thumbup:

I will hit the sack now...smug with my plans. :mrgreen:

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Jun 17, 2015 23:14:49   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
The poor darling doesn't realize that I will make off with all the 'goodies' as she heads to the kitchen and make myself invisible until she forgets all about her demented plans :!: If needed, I will muster you up...but, let's keep this to ourselves. AuntiE must not know, or...'the best laid plans of Marines often go astray.' Mum is the word :!: :wink: :thumbup:

I will hit the sack now...smug with my plans. :mrgreen:


Hopefully, there will be no dreams of a lopping nature, only chow.

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Jun 17, 2015 23:17:50   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
archie bunker wrote:
I mailed our brain to him a few days ago.
I know you think it is small, but it has a real life function. Think spray paint can.
Not sure if I want it back now!
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:


It was obviously, unsurprisingly enough, was wasted on him. :twisted: :idea: :!: :shock:

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Jun 17, 2015 23:25:40   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
The poor darling doesn't realize that I will make off with all the 'goodies' as she heads to the kitchen and make myself invisible until she forgets all about her demented plans :!: If needed, I will muster you up...but, let's keep this to ourselves. AuntiE must not know, or...'the best laid plans of Marines often go astray.' Mum is the word :!: :wink: :thumbup:

I will hit the sack now...smug with my plans. :mrgreen:


It is unfortunate you are going to sleep. I was hoping to showing you one of my two new items.

Hmm....I will show them to Salty.

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Jun 17, 2015 23:27:38   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Hopefully, there will be no dreams of a lopping nature, only chow.


The Sgt. Major and I have a system in place now.

There will be flickering g images projected above his sleeping venue. It is such a lovely new item. :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen: 8-)



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Jun 17, 2015 23:34:00   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
AuntiE wrote:
The Sgt. Major and I have a system in place now.

There will be flickering g images projected above his sleeping venue. It is such a lovely new item. :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen: 8-)


Bronzed yet. My, oh my, you are getting fancy, but then, nothing but the best for Boot. So thoughtful your are. :oops: :hunf: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :XD: :roll: :-o

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Jun 18, 2015 10:21:45   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
And they would not play "hide the "wienie" with you ?

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Jun 18, 2015 13:25:38   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
You are "lookin" good in my "dreamin"! :-) 8-)


thank you for dreamin Auntie
don't wake up :lol:

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Jun 18, 2015 13:27:48   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Any awakening before noon, after going to sleep at 2-4AM, is "lookin good".


well im goin back to sleep
I like being younger :!:

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