badbobby Loc: texas

#1---your best friends job should be to clear the history on your computer when you die.
#2---nothing sucks more than that moment during an an-argument when you realize that you are wrong
#3---I want back those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger
#4---there is need for a sarcasm font
#5---how are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
#6---was learning cursive really necessary??
#7---map quest should start on #5 I know how to get out of my neighborhood
#8---obituaries would be more interesting if they said how the person died
#9---I cant remember the last time I wasn't tired
#10---bad decisions make good stories
#11---there comes a time at work when you know you aren't going to do anything constructive
#12---cant we ignore what comes after blueray?
#13---I'm terrified when exiting out of Word
and it asks me if I want to save any changes I made in my five page report when I swear I didn't make any changes
#14---I keep some numbers in my cell so I will know not to answer if they call
#15---the freezer should have a light too
#16---I disagree with Kay Jewelers
more kisses start with Miller Lite than with Kay
#17---Google maps should have an "avoid ghetto "routing option
#18---there's a fine line between boredom and hunger
#19---is it appropriate to say"what"?or should you just smile and nod your head when you didn't hear a word they said?
#20---I love the sense of camaraderie when the entire line of cars team up to prevent "that jerk"from cutting in at the front--STAY STRONG BROTHERS AND SISTERS
#21---even under ideal conditions people have trouble finding their car keys ,their cell phone and pinning the tail on the donkey but everyone can find the snooze buttom on their clock from three feet away in about 1.7 seconds eyes closed the first time every time
#22---shirts and underwear get dirty
how come you can wear pants two days in a row?
#23---after looking at my watch three or four times Istill don't know what time it is
#24the first testicular guard ,the "cup"was used in a hockey game in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974
this means that it took men one hundred years to realize that brains are also important
YOU LADIES WIPE THAT GRIN OFF YOUR FACES

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I especially like and agree with #15. :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

I like #20
I h**e those jerks who think they shouldn't have to wait like everyone else

Alicia Loc: NYC

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Good collection. Thanks.

But there is a method of folding fitted sheets. I don't want to go into it right now but if anyone's interested, let me know.

I did get that info from the "Crazy Russian Hacker." You can look him up. His ideas seem crazy at the start but, even though not the usual, his ideas are good.

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

[quote=badbobby]#1---your best friend....

#2---nothing sucks more than that moment during an an-argument when you realize that you are wrong. SIGH

#3---I want back those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger What happened to those days? Where DID they go?

#4---there is need for a sarcasm font Absolutely there is, and a few more that I probably shouldn't put in print!!

#7---map quest should start on #5 I know how to get out of my neighborhood I'll go with just having it tell me accurately whether to go east or west at that major intersection with the flashing yellow lights!!

#8---obituaries would be more interesting if they said how the person died. It certainly would increase readership!!

#10---bad decisions make good stories Sometimes immediately, and sometimes, much, much, MUCH later!! Of course, it also depends on who's telling the story. Yep.

#14---I keep some numbers in my cell so I will know not to answer why, yes I DO!!

#17---Google maps should have an "avoid ghetto "routing option Sure could have used one of those late one night lost in a really bad part of Miami!! I had my elderly aunt with me. After we passed a car on fire and had stopped at a gas station to ask for directions, my aunt commented after observing a group of young girls, pondering whether the parents of those young girls inside the convenience store knew they were out so late. The look on the cashier's face was priceless!!

#20---I love the sense of camaraderie when the entire line of cars team up to prevent "that jerk"from cutting in at the front--STAY STRONG BROTHERS AND SISTERS. AMEN, AMEN, AMEN, and that goes for grocery store lines as well!!

badbobby Loc: texas

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thank you for the add ons Searching :thumbup: :thumbup:

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

You're quite welcome. That #17 REALLY truly brought back memories, it did!! Surreal scene that was, totally lost, after midnight 'somewhere' in Miami, passing a parked car partially engulfed in flames, not a soul in sight, that is until I got to that convenience store/gas station, and then I was kinda wishing there weren't so many people, most glaring. Two summers ago, going to a friend's beach house in Delaware, lost AGAIN, stopped at a little store, AGAIN not in the best part of the little beach town, noted the bars on the windows and doors and made really uneasy when I read the sign on the market door "NO hoodies to be worn into the store." I decided to not ask how many times a month they got robbed!!