Sensitive stuff
Jun 15, 2015 19:28:19 #
Sensitive stuff
Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is k**led instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is k**led instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife.
Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
Jun 15, 2015 19:54:33 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Sensitive stuff br br Three rednecks were working... (show quote)
great one eagleeye
and aint rednecks great???
Jun 15, 2015 20:29:17 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Sensitive stuff br br Three rednecks were working... (show quote)
All heart :XD: Good one EE :thumbup:
Jun 15, 2015 21:15:44 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Sensitive stuff br br Three rednecks were working... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jun 16, 2015 08:07:38 #
Rednecks are 'different'.
For example they say:
'There's two things I h**e:
1. People who are prejudice
and 2. Nigerians"
For example they say:
'There's two things I h**e:
1. People who are prejudice
and 2. Nigerians"
Jun 16, 2015 11:30:34 #
BearK wrote:
All heart :XD: Good one EE :thumbup:
:thumbup: Ditto from me!! :thumbup:
Jun 16, 2015 15:42:48 #
Searching wrote:
:thumbup: Ditto from me!! :thumbup:
well hello Searching
good to see you :thumbup:
Jun 16, 2015 22:27:12 #
badbobby wrote:
well hello Searching
good to see you :thumbup:
good to see you :thumbup:
Well, hey back yourself. I've been struggling off and on ALL day with a wireless printer and just now Jenna, the not-so-new-anymore-puppy, and I came in from a walk in the dark. Less lively jaunts at night, hallelujah!! :wink:
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