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Jun 15, 2015 17:37:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
We have enjoyed the Redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what Rednecks are
made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your Redneck friends.
Y'all know

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Jun 15, 2015 17:55:57   #
Olden McGroen Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
We have enjoyed the Redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what Rednecks are
made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your Redneck friends.
Y'all know
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Rednecks are just a "tad" more advanced in their weaponry these days. Your reference sounds like a page out of Daniel Boone or something. ARs are the weapons of choice these days.

However, it depends on where you are and what's available at hand. Sometimes it's a beer bottle or a cue stick. Sometimes a baseball bat and a Bowie knife. Sometimes it's a motorcycle chain and a machete. You just never know, but one thing's for sure. Ass will be whipped.

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Jun 15, 2015 18:06:34   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Olden McGroen wrote:
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Rednecks are just a "tad" more advanced in their weaponry these days. Your reference sounds like a page out of Daniel Boone or something. ARs are the weapons of choice these days.

However, it depends on where you are and what's available at hand. Sometimes it's a beer bottle or a cue stick. Sometimes a baseball bat and a Bowie knife. Sometimes it's a motorcycle chain and a machete. You just never know, but one thing's for sure. Ass will be whipped.
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Just make sure you don't confuse real rednecks with trailer trash Meth heads. Not that there is anything wrong with living in a trailer.

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Jun 15, 2015 18:08:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Olden McGroen wrote:
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Rednecks are just a "tad" more advanced in their weaponry these days. Your reference sounds like a page out of Daniel Boone or something. ARs are the weapons of choice these days.

However, it depends on where you are and what's available at hand. Sometimes it's a beer bottle or a cue stick. Sometimes a baseball bat and a Bowie knife. Sometimes it's a motorcycle chain and a machete. You just never know, but one thing's for sure. Ass will be whipped.
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Olden
some on opp say I'm as old as Daniel :roll:

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Jun 15, 2015 22:55:38   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
We have enjoyed the Redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what Rednecks are
made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your Redneck friends.
Y'all know


I'm with ya Bobby!
An addition to Olden's post: How about several old saw chains tied to a hammer handle like a cat o nine tails?

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Jun 16, 2015 09:25:08   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
badbobby wrote:
We have enjoyed the Redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what Rednecks are
made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your Redneck friends.
Y'all know


I'm with you on this BB :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 16, 2015 11:05:22   #
mongo Loc: TEXAS
 
badbobby wrote:
We have enjoyed the Redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what Rednecks are
made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your Redneck friends.
Y'all know


If you want to make them rednecks unstoppable, inform them that the terrorists just captured their stills! You will think that plate tectonics just displaced the land they where standing on and dumped it into the sea. (By the way, I have family that produces their own moonshine.)

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI

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Jun 16, 2015 15:14:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I'm with ya Bobby!
An addition to Olden's post: How about several old saw chains tied to a hammer handle like a cat o nine tails?


hat should be sufficient Arch :lol:

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Jun 16, 2015 15:15:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
mongo wrote:
If you want to make them rednecks unstoppable, inform them that the terrorists just captured their stills! You will think that plate tectonics just displaced the land they where standing on and dumped it into the sea. (By the way, I have family that produces their own moonshine.)

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

SEMPER FI


OOORAH Mongo

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Jun 17, 2015 15:12:38   #
Pap Pap Loc: Etna, PA
 
badbobby wrote:
We have enjoyed the Redneck jokes for years. It's time to
take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what Rednecks are
made of. If you feel the same, pass this on to your Redneck friends.
Y'all know


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 18, 2015 03:10:00   #
dwallace2015
 
Right you are, let's hear it for "White Lightning". (No racial slur intended.) As for rednecks, they appear backward in many ways but they are good people with good hearts and a loyalty that won't quit. Good people to have your back.

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Jun 18, 2015 04:20:29   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
dwallace2015 wrote:
Right you are, let's hear it for "White Lightning". (No racial slur intended.) As for rednecks, they appear backward in many ways but they are good people with good hearts and a loyalty that won't quit. Good people to have your back.


I read an article which pointed out the majority of the Medals of Honor since WWI have been awarded to Southerners of Scottish/Irish descent, although this demographic is not the largest.

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Jun 18, 2015 09:03:43   #
Pap Pap Loc: Etna, PA
 
Loki wrote:
I read an article which pointed out the majority of the Medals of Honor since WWI have been awarded to Southerners of Scottish/Irish descent, although this demographic is not the largest.


"You might be a redneck if . . . . . . . . . . . . " :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Jun 18, 2015 09:56:01   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
dwallace2015 wrote:
Right you are, let's hear it for "White Lightning". (No racial slur intended.) As for rednecks, they appear backward in many ways but they are good people with good hearts and a loyalty that won't quit. Good people to have your back.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 18, 2015 15:30:34   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Loki wrote:
I read an article which pointed out the majority of the Medals of Honor since WWI have been awarded to Southerners of Scottish/Irish descent, although this demographic is not the largest.


They are GOOD people, and though I'm a t***splant, I'll vouch for them EVERY DAY. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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