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Doctor-Patient Affair--An Ethical Dilemma
Jun 15, 2015 11:41:56   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to admit it is funny.



A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!"

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Jun 15, 2015 11:52:17   #
bahmer
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to admit it is funny.



A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!"
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to... (show quote)


Funny very funny and probably true also.

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Jun 15, 2015 12:25:15   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to admit it is funny.



A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!"
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to... (show quote)





Yep,that was funny. Trashy,but funny.

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Jun 15, 2015 13:30:25   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
bahmer wrote:
Funny very funny and probably true also.


Oh my goodness. :lol: :oops: :mrgreen:

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Jun 16, 2015 19:49:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to admit it is funny.



A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!"
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to... (show quote)


is that what you would call immoral morals??
very funny :lol: :lol:

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Jun 16, 2015 20:20:23   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
is that what you would call immoral morals??
very funny :lol: :lol:


Absolutely on the part of the man,not the dog, although I doubt that she consented.


SWMBO

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Jun 16, 2015 21:27:08   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Absolutely on the part of the man,not the dog, although I doubt that she consented.


SWMBO


Are you sure, and I hope, it was a 'she'? One can never be certain these days.

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Jun 16, 2015 21:35:24   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Are you sure, and I hope, it was a 'she'? One can never be certain these days.


I can guarantee that dogs are not t*********r. Sometimes they are pseudohermaphrodites, but they are not t*********r.

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Jun 16, 2015 21:44:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I can guarantee that dogs are not t*********r. Sometimes they are pseudohermaphrodites, but they are not t*********r.


Well, that is indeed reassuring. :mrgreen: :oops: :lol:

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Jun 17, 2015 18:39:20   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Absolutely on the part of the man,not the dog, although I doubt that she consented.


SWMBO


how close were you???
how do you know it was a dog???
of course it was your joke so I guess you had a choice :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Jun 17, 2015 19:41:06   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
how close were you???
how do you know it was a dog???
of course it was your joke so I guess you had a choice :lol: :lol: :lol:


Since it is a joke, I could have said it was a kangaroo, and that she was hoping mad. Since the joke came over the internet, I just left it as it came anyhow.

SWMBO

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Jun 17, 2015 20:03:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Since it is a joke, I could have said it was a kangaroo, and that she was hoping mad. Since the joke came over the internet, I just left it as it came anyhow.

SWMBO


I like the kangaroo :lol: :lol:

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Jun 17, 2015 20:12:48   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
I like the kangaroo :lol: :lol:


I thought you would!!


SWMBO

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