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A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!"
no propaganda please wrote:
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to admit it is funny.
A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!"
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Funny very funny and probably true also.
no propaganda please wrote:
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to admit it is funny.
A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!"
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Yep,that was funny. Trashy,but funny.
bahmer wrote:
Funny very funny and probably true also.
Oh my goodness. :lol: :oops: :mrgreen:
no propaganda please wrote:
Hope you like this joke, even if you are afraid to admit it is funny.
A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!"
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is that what you would call immoral morals??
very funny :lol: :lol:
badbobby wrote:
is that what you would call immoral morals??
very funny :lol: :lol:
Absolutely on the part of the man,not the dog, although I doubt that she consented.
SWMBO
no propaganda please wrote:
Absolutely on the part of the man,not the dog, although I doubt that she consented.
SWMBO
Are you sure, and I hope, it was a 'she'? One can never be certain these days.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Are you sure, and I hope, it was a 'she'? One can never be certain these days.
I can guarantee that dogs are not t*********r. Sometimes they are pseudohermaphrodites, but they are not t*********r.
no propaganda please wrote:
I can guarantee that dogs are not t*********r. Sometimes they are pseudohermaphrodites, but they are not t*********r.
Well, that is indeed reassuring. :mrgreen: :oops: :lol:
no propaganda please wrote:
Absolutely on the part of the man,not the dog, although I doubt that she consented.
SWMBO
how close were you???
how do you know it was a dog???
of course it was your joke so I guess you had a choice :lol: :lol: :lol:
badbobby wrote:
how close were you???
how do you know it was a dog???
of course it was your joke so I guess you had a choice :lol: :lol: :lol:
Since it is a joke, I could have said it was a kangaroo, and that she was hoping mad. Since the joke came over the internet, I just left it as it came anyhow.
SWMBO
no propaganda please wrote:
Since it is a joke, I could have said it was a kangaroo, and that she was hoping mad. Since the joke came over the internet, I just left it as it came anyhow.
SWMBO
I like the kangaroo :lol: :lol:
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