G****l w*****g..pfft!! I think global hardening is a bigger issue!!
Jun 13, 2015 20:46:48 #
jimahrens wrote:
Hey Gringo let's get Arch a safety net.
Do you think it would suffice? Perhaps the best thing we could do for him would be to hide his ladder.
Jun 13, 2015 22:09:48 #
That is a great idea!!!
PoppaGringo wrote:
Do you think it would suffice? Perhaps the best thing we could do for him would be to hide his ladder.
Jun 13, 2015 23:32:31 #
jimahrens wrote:
Hey Gringo let's get Arch a safety net.
Dang! I leave for a while to go shoot some smart alec kids with a bb gun, and yall beat up on me!
I'm back now! Whooped the kids! Yall want some? I hope not....I'm done.
They have more spots than me, but they will get out of bed faster than me tomorrow. I'm not sure if I can call this a win, or a loss.
:hunf:
Jun 13, 2015 23:37:36 #
archie bunker wrote:
Dang! I leave for a while to go shoot some smart alec kids with a bb gun, and yall beat up on me!
I'm back now! Whooped the kids! Yall want some? I hope not....I'm done.
They have more spots than me, but they will get out of bed faster than me tomorrow. I'm not sure if I can call this a win, or a loss.
:hunf:
I'm back now! Whooped the kids! Yall want some? I hope not....I'm done.
They have more spots than me, but they will get out of bed faster than me tomorrow. I'm not sure if I can call this a win, or a loss.
:hunf:
Well, it sure beats falling off a ladder. N'est-ce pas?
Jun 13, 2015 23:41:24 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, it sure beats falling off a ladder. N'ce-pas?
I didn't 'fall' off. I was 'bucked off'. There is a difference!
Jun 13, 2015 23:54:45 #
archie bunker wrote:
I didn't 'fall' off. I was 'bucked off'. There is a difference!
Wh**ever. It beats hitting terra firma.
Jun 14, 2015 00:01:30 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Wh**ever. It beats hitting terra firma.
Sometimes terra firma is rough!!
Jun 14, 2015 00:07:49 #
archie bunker wrote:
Sometimes terra firma is rough!!
Tell me about it. I have met it on several occasions, much to my regret.
Jun 14, 2015 00:43:19 #
When I was a kid I got peppered with rock salt. Good learning experience. Don't mess with someones Bees!
archie bunker wrote:
Dang! I leave for a while to go shoot some smart alec kids with a bb gun, and yall beat up on me!
I'm back now! Whooped the kids! Yall want some? I hope not....I'm done.
They have more spots than me, but they will get out of bed faster than me tomorrow. I'm not sure if I can call this a win, or a loss.
:hunf:
I'm back now! Whooped the kids! Yall want some? I hope not....I'm done.
They have more spots than me, but they will get out of bed faster than me tomorrow. I'm not sure if I can call this a win, or a loss.
:hunf:
Jun 14, 2015 06:07:30 #
moldyoldy wrote:
Must be where you dropped your Viagra pills.
I don't think he fell on his dingus.
Jun 14, 2015 15:44:30 #
archie bunker wrote:
Have YOU hit the ground lately? It is getting harder every year! I am NOT getting soft sir!! I am as hard, and tough as any canned biscuit out there! :hunf:
Arch - you've got to be a 'Pillsbury.' If you think the ground is hard, what would you think if 120 lb dog took off (felt like a jet), and pulled you down on a cement driveway? Now that was HARD. A neighbor was driving up the street, saw me get pulled down, so he stopped expecting something would have been broken. I got up very slowly, and as I did my words were, "Please dear Lord, don't have anything be broke."
I did have a VERY large hematoma on my hip. My daughter insisted I go to the ER to be sure everything was alright. Well, they ended up keeping me because that hema, on my hip, pulled my blood count down to 25.3 (wh**ever), and if it kept dropping down to 24 I would need a t***sfusion. That hip still has a lump on it, and it happened last year.
Jun 14, 2015 16:00:36 #
BearK wrote:
Arch - you've got to be a 'Pillsbury.' If you thi... (show quote)
I think you just called me a wuss!!
:hunf:
I will have you know that I am the poster child for rugged masculinity!!
I was just trying to garner a little sympathy, since there is none for me at home!! The feeder in question was hung so high on orders from someone who has a....a....husband...Don't you worry though. I will live!!!!
Btw, I fell on Mother Earth. Not concrete.
That would have hurt worse!!
Jun 14, 2015 16:03:39 #
Archieeeeeeeeeeeee! Watch out for ladders with sinking legs.
archie bunker wrote:
I think you just called me a wuss!!
:hunf:
I will have you know that I am the poster child for rugged masculinity!!
I was just trying to garner a little sympathy, since there is none for me at home!! The feeder in question was hung so high on orders from someone who has a....a....husband...Don't you worry though. I will live!!!!
Btw, I fell on Mother Earth. Not concrete.
That would have hurt worse!!
:hunf:
I will have you know that I am the poster child for rugged masculinity!!
I was just trying to garner a little sympathy, since there is none for me at home!! The feeder in question was hung so high on orders from someone who has a....a....husband...Don't you worry though. I will live!!!!
Btw, I fell on Mother Earth. Not concrete.
That would have hurt worse!!
Jun 14, 2015 16:10:06 #
jimahrens wrote:
Archieeeeeeeeeeeee! Watch out for ladders with sinking legs.
A zip tie, a small pully, and a piece of twine solved the problem Jim.
I ain't that bright. I have to hit my head a time or two before I learn to duck!!
Jun 14, 2015 16:12:39 #
Me too my fiend, I am a bit German so am also somewhat stubborn.
archie bunker wrote:
A zip tie, a small pully, and a piece of twine solved the problem Jim.
I ain't that bright. I have to hit my head a time or two before I learn to duck!!
I ain't that bright. I have to hit my head a time or two before I learn to duck!!
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