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Jun 13, 2015 13:35:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness,
especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me
mad, Tyrone."
One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster,
getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her
entire teaching career.

The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and
moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac
disease.
All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one
surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor
smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue,
she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died .
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.

Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic,
who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum
cleaner.

Don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.

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Jun 13, 2015 13:54:34   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
badbobby wrote:
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity and clumsiness,
especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You're driving me
mad, Tyrone."
One day Tyrone's mom came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster,
getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her
entire teaching career.

The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and
moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac
disease.
All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one
surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor
smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue,
she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died .
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.

Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic,
who had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum
cleaner.

Don't tell me you thought Tyrone became a heart-surgeon.
None of his classmates liked him because of his st... (show quote)


No, Ben Carson was the Doctor. If Obama had a son, he would be a lot like Tyrone!!!

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Jun 13, 2015 14:24:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Unclet wrote:
No, Ben Carson was the Doctor. If Obama had a son, he would be a lot like Tyrone!!!


could be Unc :roll:

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Jun 13, 2015 16:10:17   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Unclet wrote:
No, Ben Carson was the Doctor. If Obama had a son, he would be a lot like Tyrone!!!


Quite right! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 13, 2015 18:55:01   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Unclet wrote:
No, Ben Carson was the Doctor. If Obama had a son, he would be a lot like Tyrone!!!


No question about it.

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