Charles and Camilla
Jun 11, 2015 22:52:49 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Camila, Duchess of Cornwall wore a pair of new shoes for her wedding.
That night, when the celebration was over and they retired to their room,
She flopped on the bed and said,
"Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are k*****g me."
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales tried the right shoe but the shoe would
Not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".
Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
"There! Oh God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip,
"See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried,
"Oh God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,
"That's my boy! He served in the Navy.
Once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!"
Camila, Duchess of Cornwall wore a pair of new shoes for her wedding.
That night, when the celebration was over and they retired to their room,
She flopped on the bed and said,
"Charles darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are k*****g me."
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales tried the right shoe but the shoe would
Not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".
Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
"There! Oh God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip,
"See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried,
"Oh God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,
"That's my boy! He served in the Navy.
Once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!"
Jun 11, 2015 22:56:00 #
Jun 11, 2015 23:21:54 #
Jun 11, 2015 23:27:05 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Cami... (show quote)
Oy vey, Elwood you caused me to spew my drink all over my desk and computer. :mrgreen: :XD: :lol: :thumbup:
Jun 11, 2015 23:27:58 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Oy vey, Elwood you caused me to spew my drink all over my desk and computer. :mrgreen: :XD: :lol: :thumbup:
oops. Sorry about that. :-D :-D
Jun 11, 2015 23:35:39 #
Elwood wrote:
oops. Sorry about that. :-D :-D
's Ok. It was worth it. :oops: :XD:
Jun 12, 2015 00:01:57 #
Jun 12, 2015 13:26:26 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Oy vey, Elwood you caused me to spew my drink all over my desk and computer. :mrgreen: :XD: :lol: :thumbup:
Thank goodness, my coffee was all gone. :thumbup:
Jun 12, 2015 19:56:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Oy vey, Elwood you caused me to spew my drink all over my desk and computer. :mrgreen: :XD: :lol: :thumbup:
was wonderin why some of your remarks were blurry :lol: :lol:
Jun 12, 2015 19:58:24 #
rebecwi333 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
what?
nothing about oral sex??
some of our posters will be mad :roll: :roll:
Jun 12, 2015 19:59:15 #
badbobby wrote:
what?
nothing about oral sex??
some of our posters will be mad :roll: :roll:
nothing about oral sex??
some of our posters will be mad :roll: :roll:
Who talks when engaging in sex? :XD:
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