italianh granpa
Jun 10, 2015 12:24:14 #
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,
"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver, so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runin da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe fina you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
"Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver, so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runin da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe fina you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
Jun 10, 2015 12:33:36 #
Jun 10, 2015 12:41:57 #
badbobby wrote:
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls... (show quote)
The wisdom of your grandpa. :roll: :roll: :roll:
My morning laugh, thanks. :-)
Jun 10, 2015 12:58:50 #
Jun 10, 2015 14:17:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bobby, any chance of you being an Italiano :?: :wink:
irish polish indian(American)maybe more
so its possible :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jun 10, 2015 14:20:38 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
irish polish indian(American)maybe more
so its possible :lol: :lol: :lol:
so its possible :lol: :lol: :lol:
Heinz 57, are ya :?: I'm 100% pure Texan. :mrgreen:
Jun 10, 2015 14:37:29 #
badbobby wrote:
irish polish indian(American)maybe more
so its possible :lol: :lol: :lol:
so its possible :lol: :lol: :lol:
BB, that's 'royal' blood - you're a Duke's mixture. You know, kind of like a healthy dog, a mongrel! :wink: :wink:
Jun 10, 2015 14:37:59 #
slatten49 wrote:
Heinz 57, are ya :?: I'm 100% pure Texan. :mrgreen:
Long horn :?: :wink: :wink:
Jun 10, 2015 14:42:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BearK wrote:
Long horn :?: :wink: :wink:
Modesty prevents my elaborating further. :wink: :lol:
Jun 10, 2015 15:32:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
Modesty prevents my elaborating further. :wink: :lol:
I know you don't want to brag, but you must be aware that the Longhorn is considered a 'genetic gold mine.' Yep, our Slats.
Because they can survive where other breeds would die off. Yep, our Slats. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Their one shortfall - they are slow to mature. Masculine trait :roll: :roll: ;)
Jun 10, 2015 19:55:28 #
slatten49 wrote:
Heinz 57, are ya :?: I'm 100% pure Texan. :mrgreen:
they say mix breeds live longer happier lives
wait!
that was dogs :lol:
Jun 10, 2015 20:00:00 #
BearK wrote:
BB, that's 'royal' blood - you're a Duke's mixture. You know, kind of like a healthy dog, a mongrel! :wink: :wink:
since mama said for me to be nice to my opp readers
I will refrain from getting upset by being called a mongrel
but then maybe Bear prefers mongrels
dogs I mean :lol: :lol:
Jun 10, 2015 20:01:13 #
BearK wrote:
I know you don't want to brag, but you must be aware that the Longhorn is considered a 'genetic gold mine.' Yep, our Slats.
Because they can survive where other breeds would die off. Yep, our Slats. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Their one shortfall - they are slow to mature. Masculine trait :roll: :roll: ;)
Because they can survive where other breeds would die off. Yep, our Slats. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Their one shortfall - they are slow to mature. Masculine trait :roll: :roll: ;)
WOMEN!!!
Jun 10, 2015 20:48:28 #
badbobby wrote:
since mama said for me to be nice to my opp readers
I will refrain from getting upset by being called a mongrel
but then maybe Bear prefers mongrels
dogs I mean :lol: :lol:
I will refrain from getting upset by being called a mongrel
but then maybe Bear prefers mongrels
dogs I mean :lol: :lol:
Mongrel is not bad, it just means a mixed bred, AND they are always healthier than those high breeds. :)
Jun 10, 2015 20:58:21 #
BearK wrote:
Mongrel is not bad, it just means a mixed bred, AND they are always healthier than those high breeds. :)
well I have lived a while
and everyone says I don't look a day over a hundred :lol:
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