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Jun 10, 2015 11:43:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Hellmann's Mayonnaise



Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000

jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in

New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of

mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.



But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The

ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy

about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National

Day of Mourning.



The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known,

of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?



You need a shot of Tequila

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Jun 10, 2015 11:50:48   #
CowboyMilt
 
badbobby wrote:
Hellmann's Mayonnaise



Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000

jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in

New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of

mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.



But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The

ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy

about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National

Day of Mourning.



The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known,

of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?



You need a shot of Tequila
Hellmann's Mayonnaise br br br br Most peopl... (show quote)


LMAO...I gotta remember that...funny...thanks for the laugh i'm getting tired of laughing a the F**e in the WH!

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Jun 10, 2015 11:53:14   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
badbobby wrote:
Hellmann's Mayonnaise



Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000

jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in

New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of

mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.



But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The

ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy

about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National

Day of Mourning.



The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known,

of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?



You need a shot of Tequila
Hellmann's Mayonnaise br br br br Most peopl... (show quote)


:thumbup: :XD: :thumbup: :XD: Hilarious.

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Jun 10, 2015 11:57:07   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
Hellmann's Mayonnaise



Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000

jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in

New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of

mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.



But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The

ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy

about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National

Day of Mourning.



The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known,

of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?



You need a shot of Tequila
Hellmann's Mayonnaise br br br br Most peopl... (show quote)



Hah. Ha. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Pretty damn good. I'm just mad you thought of it first.

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Jun 10, 2015 12:02:52   #
Workinman Loc: Bayou Pigeon
 
badbobby wrote:
Hellmann's Mayonnaise



Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000

jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in

New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of

mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.



But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The

ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy

about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National

Day of Mourning.



The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known,

of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?



You need a shot of Tequila
Hellmann's Mayonnaise br br br br Most peopl... (show quote)




Hahahaha!! Good one!! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 10, 2015 12:07:54   #
Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA
 
badbobby wrote:
Hellmann's Mayonnaise



Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was

manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000

jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico,

which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in

New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of

mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.



But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The

ship hit an iceberg and sank. The people of Mexico, who were crazy

about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate

at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National

Day of Mourning.



The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known,

of course, as - Sinko De Mayo.



WHAT??? You expected something educational from me?



You need a shot of Tequila
Hellmann's Mayonnaise br br br br Most peopl... (show quote)



You know, when you deliver, you REALLY deliver!! :lol: About that shot of tequila.....

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Jun 10, 2015 12:24:58   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Searching wrote:
You know, when you deliver, you REALLY deliver!! :lol: About that shot of tequila.....


Make him buy Cazadores.

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Jun 10, 2015 12:35:36   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Loki wrote:
Make him buy Cazadores.


Is it Reposado?

By the way; to bobby: I have an ample supply of tequila so c'mon over.

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Jun 10, 2015 12:43:58   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Is it Reposado?

By the way; to bobby: I have an ample supply of tequila so c'mon over.


It's times like these when I REALLY regret being a heart patient. Alcohol interferes with my medication. Not being able to have a cold beer on a summer day in Georgia isn't unconstitutional, but it should be.

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Jun 10, 2015 13:01:42   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Loki wrote:
It's times like these when I REALLY regret being a heart patient. Alcohol interferes with my medication. Not being able to have a cold beer on a summer day in Georgia isn't unconstitutional, but it should be.

Damn good one, Bobby :!: Of course, being a Squid, one must possess a good sense of humor. :thumbup: :mrgreen:

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Jun 10, 2015 13:04:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Is it Reposado?

By the way; to bobby: I have an ample supply of tequila so c'mon over.

Since we live in the same area of Texas...BB & I will be coming as a team of true tequila aficionados. :P

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Jun 10, 2015 14:23:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Searching wrote:
You know, when you deliver, you REALLY deliver!! :lol: About that shot of tequila.....


heck Searching
lets have two :lol: :lol:

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Jun 10, 2015 14:25:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Loki wrote:
It's times like these when I REALLY regret being a heart patient. Alcohol interferes with my medication. Not being able to have a cold beer on a summer day in Georgia isn't unconstitutional, but it should be.


my heart goes out to you loki
a cold brew on the boat after fishing all day
mmmm good!!!

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Jun 10, 2015 14:26:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
heck Searching
lets have two :lol: :lol:

Calm down, Bobby...you're not what she's searching for. :lol:

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Jun 10, 2015 14:28:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Damn good one, Bobby :!: Of course, being a Squid, one must possess a good sense of humor. :thumbup: :mrgreen:


it does help
with my conversations with two unnamed varmints
(Jarheads)that are constantly on the case of their superior

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