Herman James volunteered for the Marine Corps fifty one years ago.
On his first day in basic training the Marines issued him a comb.
That afternoon they cut off all his hair.
On the second morning they issued him a tooth brush.
that afternoon they yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third morning they issued him a jock strap.
The Marine Corps has been looking for Herman for the last fifty one years.

Yep and Yep!!
A mechanic had just finished working on a car when he saw a Cardiologist he had repaired a vehicle for.
The mechanic shouted across the garage to the Cardiologist."Hey Doc come take a look at this motor."
THe Cardiologist walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic wiping his hands on a grease rag said."Look at this engine Doc,I opened it up ,took out its heart,repaired or replaced everything damaged and put it all back together.when I was through it worked just like new.,so tell me Doc why is it that I make forty thousand a year,while you make over a million when we basicly do the same kind of work"?
The Cardiologist just replied".Try doing it with the engine running"!!!

Herman James volunteered for the Marine Corps fifty one years ago.
On his first day in basic training the Marines issued him a comb.
That afternoon they cut off all his hair.
On the second morning they issued him a tooth brush.
that afternoon they yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third morning they issued him a jock strap.
The Marine Corps has been looking for Herman for the last fifty one years.
Speaking of Marines a drill instructor had lined up his troops for inspection. He walks up to one Marine and smacked him across the face with his gloves and said did that hurt to which the Marine replied No Sir, why not asks the Sgt and he said because I am a Marine The second one gets a fist right in his gut with the same exchange. The third one has a visible erection to which the Sgt smacks hard with his baton. The Sgt asks if that hurt to which the reply was No Sir. Why not to which the reply was it belongs to the guy behind me.

A mechanic had just finished working on a car when he saw a Cardiologist he had repaired a vehicle for.
The mechanic shouted across the garage to the Cardiologist."Hey Doc come take a look at this motor."
THe Cardiologist walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic wiping his hands on a grease rag said."Look at this engine Doc,I opened it up ,took out its heart,repaired or replaced everything damaged and put it all back together.when I was through it worked just like new.,so tell me Doc why is it that I make forty thousand a year,while you make over a million when we basicly do the same kind of work"?
The Cardiologist just replied".Try doing it with the engine running"!!!