Old Guy...
Jun 5, 2015 12:43:13 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
This has been around before, but I'm old and can't remember when, so I'll send it out again... ;-)
I guess it would work..............hehehehehehehehehe!
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE "OLDER" , AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed ..... which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and k**led them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
This is a True Story - Don't mess with older people.... (and just when does OLDER start?)
I guess it would work..............hehehehehehehehehe!
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE "OLDER" , AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed ..... which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and k**led them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
This is a True Story - Don't mess with older people.... (and just when does OLDER start?)
Jun 5, 2015 12:46:05 #
Unclet
Loc: Amarillo, Tx
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This has been around before, but I'm old and can't... (show quote)
I think "Older" starts when you realize that it is not up to anyone else to take care of you. You are 100% responsible for yourself and your actions.
Jun 5, 2015 13:15:10 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This has been around before, but I'm old and can't... (show quote)
"Priceless!"
Jun 6, 2015 06:18:53 #
Unclet wrote:
I think "Older" starts when you realize that it is not up to anyone else to take care of you. You are 100% responsible for yourself and your actions.
RESPONSIBILITY - sadly, some people NEVER seem to raise up to the level of accepting their contribution to the problems in their lives.
Jun 6, 2015 06:57:14 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This has been around before, but I'm old and can't... (show quote)
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GREAT ! ! !
Jun 7, 2015 03:23:55 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
This has been around before, but I'm old and can't... (show quote)
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Smart old guy but I hold to the lesson: When seconds count the cops are minutes away and you're totally screwed unless you can defend yourself.
Jun 7, 2015 12:28:23 #
Jun 7, 2015 13:13:11 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
boatbob2 wrote:
As Ive said before,,,I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy to carry around......
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Good One... :-)
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