badbobby Loc: texas

#1
Bill Clinton was driving past the WhiteHouse when he accidently ran over the Obama's new puppy,crushing it to death.He got out of his Rolls Royce and sat down on the grass at the side of the road totally distraught.He knew that Michele would be livid and go ballistic.

Then Bill noticed a bottle semi buried in the grass.
he dug it up and brushed it off and sure enough a genie popped out."You have saved me from thousands of years of imprisonment,and for that I grant you the one wish foremost in your heart"said the genie.

"Well' said Bill 'I have all the material possessions I need.Thanks to my and my wifes many paid for speeches,and donations to the Clinton Foundation.But let me show you this puppy I accidentally ran over"

They walked to the splattered remains of the puppy and Bill asked the genie to restore the puppy to life .The genie looked at the poor puppy and sadly shook his head."That poor critter is too far gone for even my great powers to restore.Isnt there something else you really desire"Said the genie.
Bill thought for a minute and then removed two photos from his billfold."i had an affair with thi beautiful youmg lady named Monica"said Bill,showing the genie the first photo.And I am married to this woman named Hillary",showing the genie the second photo."You see Monica is very beautiful and vibrant and young.Where as Hillary is old ,dried up and to be honest,quite ugly"said Bill."i want you to make Hillary as beautinul,vibrant and young as Monica"

The genie studied the two fotos for a long time and then he exclaimed

"

DAMN BILL,MY POWERS ARE GREAT,BUT WE BETTER HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT PUPPY"


#2
I was having some repairs on my car in a local garage when a young lady came in and asked for a seven hundred ten.
the mechanic asked "What is a seven hundred ten"?
She replied "You know ,that little piece in the middle of the engine.i have lost it and need to replace it".She said,"i don't know what it is for ,but it has always been there and now it is gone".
The mechanic gave her a pencil and a piece of paper and told her to draw a picture of the seven hundred ten.She drew a circle and in the middle wrote 710.the mechanic took her to an identiclal car as her's,raised the hood and asked "Is there a seven hundred ten on this car"?
THe young lady pointed and said "Oof course its right there".
IF YOU ARE NOT SURE WHAT A SEVEN HUNDRED TEN IS,JUST TURN THE CIRCLE SHE DREW UPSIDE DOWN

eagleye13 Loc: Fl

#1 got a big LOL

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Oh, bobby. :oops:

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boatbob2

OIL,,,,,,,,,,,,

DamnYANKEE

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BearK Loc: TN

Good ones, BB :thumbup: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

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I try :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

And you are doing OK, for a Squid. :oops: :mrgreen: :-P :lol: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

most Squids are talented Poppa
sadly most jarheads are lacking in ability :lol: :lol: :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Inability to what? We try very hard to understand and like Squids. While we have difficulty with the former, we do manage ok with the latter, even though it is sometimes difficult.