Old Ole
Jun 3, 2015 12:23:44 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2015 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers.
He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."
Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers."
"Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2015 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"
Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
Jun 3, 2015 15:53:50 #
Jun 5, 2015 13:30:55 #
Geezer1948
Loc: Moving soon
Reminds me of the guy who went to his pharmacist and asked for something for constipation, and the pharmacist sold him a bottle of suppositories.
The guy left, and a few hours later he was back and asked for a second bottle. The pharmacist complied and the guy left again.
Two hour later and he's back for third time, and the pharmacist says: "What are you dong with those things, eating them?" and the customer replied:
"What do you think I've been doing...shoving them up my ass?"
The guy left, and a few hours later he was back and asked for a second bottle. The pharmacist complied and the guy left again.
Two hour later and he's back for third time, and the pharmacist says: "What are you dong with those things, eating them?" and the customer replied:
"What do you think I've been doing...shoving them up my ass?"
Jun 5, 2015 14:14:33 #
Jun 5, 2015 14:14:54 #
Geezer1948 wrote:
Reminds me of the guy who went to his pharmacist a... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: Yuck.
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