Honesty
Jun 3, 2015 11:45:24 #
Honesty
Yup, some people cant handle the t***h!
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the t***h. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
So, now guess where the f**k I am!
Yup, some people cant handle the t***h!
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the t***h. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
So, now guess where the f**k I am!
Jun 3, 2015 12:13:10 #
elk6x6 wrote:
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:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
Jun 3, 2015 12:17:36 #
What was your teachers name?
elk6x6 wrote:
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Jun 3, 2015 12:17:57 #
An oldie but still a very good one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Jun 3, 2015 19:30:13 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
What was your teachers name?
Probably "Moon Unit," or something equally progressive and Vegan.
Jun 3, 2015 23:58:33 #
elk6x6 wrote:
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I think this little joke has spread to the chicken community.
Jun 4, 2015 00:05:58 #
PaulPisces wrote:
I think this little joke has spread to the chicken community.
Home run.
Jun 4, 2015 00:59:51 #
PaulPisces wrote:
I think this little joke has spread to the chicken community.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: Too, too much. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jun 4, 2015 08:11:47 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Loki wrote:
Probably "Moon Unit," or something equally progressive and Vegan.
So true! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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