More signs of note
Jun 2, 2015 18:32:01 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
...on a gynecologist's desk, 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
...in a podiatrist's office, 'Time wounds all heels.'
...On a septic tank truck, 'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.'
...in an optometrist's office, 'If you don't see what you want, you're in the right place!'
...on a plumber's truck, 'Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber.'
...at a tire shop, 'Invite us to your next blowout.'
...on an electrician's truck, 'Let us remove your shorts.'
...in a non-smoking area, 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate actions.'
...on a maternity room door, 'Push...push...push.'
...at a car dealership, 'The best way to get back on your feet---miss your car payment.'
...outside a muffler shop, 'No appointment needed. We heard you coming.'
...in a veterinarian's waiting room, 'Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
...at the electric company, 'We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't...you will be.'
...in a restaurant window, 'Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up!'
...in front of a funeral home, 'Drive carefully, we'll wait.'
...at a propane filling station, 'Thank Heaven for little grilles.'
...at a radiator shop, 'Best place in town to take a leak.'
...another septic tank truck, 'Caution...this truck is full of political promises.'
:thumbup: :mrgreen:
...in a podiatrist's office, 'Time wounds all heels.'
...On a septic tank truck, 'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.'
...in an optometrist's office, 'If you don't see what you want, you're in the right place!'
...on a plumber's truck, 'Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber.'
...at a tire shop, 'Invite us to your next blowout.'
...on an electrician's truck, 'Let us remove your shorts.'
...in a non-smoking area, 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate actions.'
...on a maternity room door, 'Push...push...push.'
...at a car dealership, 'The best way to get back on your feet---miss your car payment.'
...outside a muffler shop, 'No appointment needed. We heard you coming.'
...in a veterinarian's waiting room, 'Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
...at the electric company, 'We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't...you will be.'
...in a restaurant window, 'Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up!'
...in front of a funeral home, 'Drive carefully, we'll wait.'
...at a propane filling station, 'Thank Heaven for little grilles.'
...at a radiator shop, 'Best place in town to take a leak.'
...another septic tank truck, 'Caution...this truck is full of political promises.'
:thumbup: :mrgreen:
Jun 2, 2015 18:36:04 #
slatten49 wrote:
...on a gynecologist's desk, 'Dr. Jones, at your c... (show quote)
I almost couldn't read the entire post for laughing after seeing the first sign.
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
(and yes, I know what a cervix is)
Jun 2, 2015 20:10:43 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
...on a gynecologist's desk, 'Dr. Jones, at your c... (show quote)
I like the last one best!! Very funny
Jun 3, 2015 19:36:00 #
PaulPisces wrote:
I almost couldn't read the entire post for laughing after seeing the first sign.
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
(and yes, I know what a cervix is)
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
(and yes, I know what a cervix is)
T shirt advertising an outdoor barbecue: "You can smell our butts a mile away." This one is real.
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