prayers ??
Jun 1, 2015 19:18:50 #
poems
A WOMANS POEM
before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man whos not a creep
one whose handsome ,smart and strong
one who loves to listen long
one who thinks before he speaks
one who will call ,not wait for weeks
I pray that he is rich and self employed
and when I spend wont be annoyed
one who will pull out my chair and hold my hand
massage my feet and help me stand
oh send me a King who will make me Queen
a man who will love to cook and clean
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother
A MANS PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac gymnast
with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course. who loves to send me fishing and drinking
this don't rhyme
but I don't care
lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar
says --W-T-F
A WOMANS POEM
before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man whos not a creep
one whose handsome ,smart and strong
one who loves to listen long
one who thinks before he speaks
one who will call ,not wait for weeks
I pray that he is rich and self employed
and when I spend wont be annoyed
one who will pull out my chair and hold my hand
massage my feet and help me stand
oh send me a King who will make me Queen
a man who will love to cook and clean
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother
A MANS PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac gymnast
with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course. who loves to send me fishing and drinking
this don't rhyme
but I don't care
lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar
says --W-T-F
Jun 1, 2015 20:23:10 #
BB, with prayers like that - they're both sunk. You never want to be on a ship that ends that way. :XD: :XD:
Jun 1, 2015 20:30:35 #
BearK wrote:
BB, with prayers like that - they're both sunk. You never want to be on a ship that ends that way. :XD: :XD:
BEAR THANKS FOR RESPONDING
I POSTED THIS TWICE
BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND IT POSTED ON OPP
MY BAD :roll: :roll:
Jun 2, 2015 05:00:17 #
badbobby wrote:
BEAR THANKS FOR RESPONDING
I POSTED THIS TWICE
BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND IT POSTED ON OPP
MY BAD :roll: :roll:
I POSTED THIS TWICE
BECAUSE I COULDNT FIND IT POSTED ON OPP
MY BAD :roll: :roll:
Hit your friends and tell them to look.
I didn't notice the two ?? when I first responded - did you add them the second time?
Jun 2, 2015 08:44:25 #
BearK wrote:
BB, with prayers like that - they're both sunk. You never want to be on a ship that ends that way. :XD: :XD:
Amen
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