A WOMANS POEM
before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
one who is handsome smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is rich and self employed,
and when I spend wont be annoyed.
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
oh send me a King to make me Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother
A MANS PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs ,who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to let me go fishing and drinking
I know this don't rhyme
but I don't give a rats ass
lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W-T-F
badbobby wrote:
A WOMANS POEM
before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
one who is handsome smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is rich and self employed,
and when I spend wont be annoyed.
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
oh send me a King to make me Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother
A MANS PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs ,who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to let me go fishing and drinking
I know this don't rhyme
but I don't give a rats ass
lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W-T-F
A WOMANS POEM br br before I lay me down to sleep... (
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badbobby wrote:
A WOMANS POEM
before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
one who is handsome smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is rich and self employed,
and when I spend wont be annoyed.
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
oh send me a King to make me Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother
A MANS PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs ,who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to let me go fishing and drinking
I know this don't rhyme
but I don't give a rats ass
lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W-T-F
A WOMANS POEM br br before I lay me down to sleep... (
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, bobby, you are indeed B A D. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
badbobby wrote:
A WOMANS POEM
before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
one who is handsome smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is rich and self employed,
and when I spend wont be annoyed.
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
oh send me a King to make me Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother
A MANS PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs ,who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to let me go fishing and drinking
I know this don't rhyme
but I don't give a rats ass
lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W-T-F
A WOMANS POEM br br before I lay me down to sleep... (
show quote)
Who ghost wrote this for you, BB? Oustanding :!:
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slatten49 wrote:
Who ghost wrote this for you, BB? Oustanding :!:
:thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:
Inasmuch as he is a Squid that would be a fair question. :mrgreen: However, perhaps we should give him the benefit of the doubt.
PoppaGringo wrote:
Inasmuch as he is a Squid that would be a fair question. :mrgreen: However, perhaps we should give him the benefit of the doubt.
That would be a tough pill to swallow, but I guess you're right. :?
:wink: :thumbup:
slatten49 wrote:
That would be a tough pill to swallow, but I guess you're right. :?
:wink: :thumbup:
you two guys are much too kind :thumbup:
badbobby wrote:
you two guys are much too kind :thumbup:
We try BB, we try. :mrgreen: :-P :lol: :oops: :thumbup:
PoppaGringo wrote:
We try BB, we try. :mrgreen: :-P :lol: :oops: :thumbup:
Grudgingly so...for a squid. :mrgreen:
slatten49 wrote:
Grudgingly so...for a squid. :mrgreen:
its the intent that counts :thumbup:
badbobby wrote:
its the intent that counts :thumbup:
BTW, I love your many Indian/western paintings/prints. Are they Remingtons or Russells :?: You wan'na get rid of some :?: My wife loves anything of American Indian connection. :thumbup:
She likes to call me 'Big Chief Shooting-the-Bull.' I feel so proud. :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, I love your many Indian/western paintings/prints. Are they Remingtons or Russells :?: You wan'na get rid of some :?: My wife loves anything of American Indian context. :thumbup:
She likes to call me 'Big Chief Shooting-the-Bull.' I feel so proud. :lol:
That is preferable to 'Walking Eagle' so you should be
very proud, even grateful.
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, I love your many Indian/western paintings/prints. Are they Remingtons or Russells :?: You wan'na get rid of some :?: My wife loves anything of American Indian connection. :thumbup:
She likes to call me 'Big Chief Shooting-the-Bull.' I feel so proud. :lol:
tx Slat
no not Remington or russe
most of these indian pics I have painted(copied)
I have little imagination
but I can do pretty well copying someone else creations
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, I love your many Indian/western paintings/prints. Are they Remingtons or Russells :?: You wan'na get rid of some :?: My wife loves anything of American Indian connection. :thumbup:
She likes to call me 'Big Chief Shooting-the-Bull.' I feel so proud. :lol:
tx Slat
no not Remington or russe
most of these indian pics I have painted(copied)
I have little imagination
but I can do pretty well copying someone else creations
badbobby wrote:
tx Slat
no not Remington or russe
most of these indian pics I have painted(copied)
I have little imagination
but I can do pretty well copying someone else creations
It's not my imagination seeing and believing those avatar paintings, small as they are, appear to be quite good :!::thumbup:
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