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Jun 1, 2015 13:48:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A WOMANS POEM

before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
one who is handsome smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is rich and self employed,
and when I spend wont be annoyed.
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
oh send me a King to make me Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother

A MANS PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs ,who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to let me go fishing and drinking
I know this don't rhyme
but I don't give a rats ass

lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W-T-F

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Jun 1, 2015 15:18:27   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
badbobby wrote:
A WOMANS POEM

before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
one who is handsome smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is rich and self employed,
and when I spend wont be annoyed.
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
oh send me a King to make me Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother

A MANS PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs ,who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to let me go fishing and drinking
I know this don't rhyme
but I don't give a rats ass

lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W-T-F
A WOMANS POEM br br before I lay me down to sleep... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 1, 2015 15:34:08   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
A WOMANS POEM

before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
one who is handsome smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is rich and self employed,
and when I spend wont be annoyed.
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
oh send me a King to make me Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother

A MANS PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs ,who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to let me go fishing and drinking
I know this don't rhyme
but I don't give a rats ass

lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W-T-F
A WOMANS POEM br br before I lay me down to sleep... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, bobby, you are indeed B A D. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Jun 1, 2015 18:04:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
A WOMANS POEM

before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who is not a creep
one who is handsome smart and strong,
one who loves to listen long,
one who thinks before he speaks,
one who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray that he is rich and self employed,
and when I spend wont be annoyed.
pull out my chair and hold my hand,
massage my feet and help me stand.
oh send me a King to make me Queen,
a man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other
and relish visits from my mother

A MANS PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs ,who owns a bar on a golf course.
and loves to let me go fishing and drinking
I know this don't rhyme
but I don't give a rats ass

lets face facts
after Monday and Tuesday
even the calendar says W-T-F
A WOMANS POEM br br before I lay me down to sleep... (show quote)


Who ghost wrote this for you, BB? Oustanding :!:

:thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:

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Jun 1, 2015 18:47:48   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Who ghost wrote this for you, BB? Oustanding :!:

:thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:


Inasmuch as he is a Squid that would be a fair question. :mrgreen: However, perhaps we should give him the benefit of the doubt.

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Jun 1, 2015 19:16:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Inasmuch as he is a Squid that would be a fair question. :mrgreen: However, perhaps we should give him the benefit of the doubt.

That would be a tough pill to swallow, but I guess you're right. :?

:wink: :thumbup:

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Jun 1, 2015 19:37:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
That would be a tough pill to swallow, but I guess you're right. :?

:wink: :thumbup:


you two guys are much too kind :thumbup:

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Jun 1, 2015 20:14:45   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
you two guys are much too kind :thumbup:


We try BB, we try. :mrgreen: :-P :lol: :oops: :thumbup:

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Jun 2, 2015 08:30:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
We try BB, we try. :mrgreen: :-P :lol: :oops: :thumbup:

Grudgingly so...for a squid. :mrgreen:

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Jun 2, 2015 18:52:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Grudgingly so...for a squid. :mrgreen:


its the intent that counts :thumbup:

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Jun 2, 2015 20:04:10   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
its the intent that counts :thumbup:

BTW, I love your many Indian/western paintings/prints. Are they Remingtons or Russells :?: You wan'na get rid of some :?: My wife loves anything of American Indian connection. :thumbup:

She likes to call me 'Big Chief Shooting-the-Bull.' I feel so proud. :lol:

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Jun 2, 2015 20:13:13   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, I love your many Indian/western paintings/prints. Are they Remingtons or Russells :?: You wan'na get rid of some :?: My wife loves anything of American Indian context. :thumbup:

She likes to call me 'Big Chief Shooting-the-Bull.' I feel so proud. :lol:


That is preferable to 'Walking Eagle' so you should be very proud, even grateful.

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Jun 3, 2015 18:33:19   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, I love your many Indian/western paintings/prints. Are they Remingtons or Russells :?: You wan'na get rid of some :?: My wife loves anything of American Indian connection. :thumbup:

She likes to call me 'Big Chief Shooting-the-Bull.' I feel so proud. :lol:


tx Slat
no not Remington or russe
most of these indian pics I have painted(copied)
I have little imagination
but I can do pretty well copying someone else creations

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Jun 3, 2015 18:35:10   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, I love your many Indian/western paintings/prints. Are they Remingtons or Russells :?: You wan'na get rid of some :?: My wife loves anything of American Indian connection. :thumbup:

She likes to call me 'Big Chief Shooting-the-Bull.' I feel so proud. :lol:


tx Slat
no not Remington or russe
most of these indian pics I have painted(copied)
I have little imagination
but I can do pretty well copying someone else creations

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Jun 3, 2015 18:37:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
tx Slat
no not Remington or russe
most of these indian pics I have painted(copied)
I have little imagination
but I can do pretty well copying someone else creations

It's not my imagination seeing and believing those avatar paintings, small as they are, appear to be quite good :!::thumbup:

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