funnies
May 27, 2015 13:45:13 #
always love a woman for her personality
she can have five or six so you can choose the one you like
you can live to be a hundred
if you give up the things that make you want to live to be a hundred
ladies,if a man says he will do something he will do it
theres no need to remind him week after week about it
I went to see a Muslim band .they are called Bomb-jovi
they played songs like "losing my head over you."
"rocket launcher man.""living on a prayer rug" and
"you are six,you are beautiful,and you are mine".
this Muslim guy was bragging that he had the entire Koran
on dvd.I was interested so I asked him to burn me a copy.
that's when the trouble started.Muslims have no sense of humor.
all drugs have two names
example Tylenol is acetaminophen
aleve is naproxen
amoxil is amoxicillin
after consideration by government experts,the government announced that it has settled on names for Viagra
mycoxafloppin
ny coxafallin
nydixadroopin
mydixaraisin
dixafix and ibepokin
Viagra announced that it would soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi-cola as a power beverage
it will be possible to pour yourself a stiff one
it will not be called a soft drink because it gives a new meaning to names of coctails,highballs and just a stiff drink.
it will be marketed under the name"Mount -n Gro"
there is now more money spent on Viagra and breast implants than on research for cancer and alshiemers.
this means that by 20 20 there will be an elderly population
with perky boobs
and huge erections,and no recollection of what to do with them.
she can have five or six so you can choose the one you like
you can live to be a hundred
if you give up the things that make you want to live to be a hundred
ladies,if a man says he will do something he will do it
theres no need to remind him week after week about it
I went to see a Muslim band .they are called Bomb-jovi
they played songs like "losing my head over you."
"rocket launcher man.""living on a prayer rug" and
"you are six,you are beautiful,and you are mine".
this Muslim guy was bragging that he had the entire Koran
on dvd.I was interested so I asked him to burn me a copy.
that's when the trouble started.Muslims have no sense of humor.
all drugs have two names
example Tylenol is acetaminophen
aleve is naproxen
amoxil is amoxicillin
after consideration by government experts,the government announced that it has settled on names for Viagra
mycoxafloppin
ny coxafallin
nydixadroopin
mydixaraisin
dixafix and ibepokin
Viagra announced that it would soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi-cola as a power beverage
it will be possible to pour yourself a stiff one
it will not be called a soft drink because it gives a new meaning to names of coctails,highballs and just a stiff drink.
it will be marketed under the name"Mount -n Gro"
there is now more money spent on Viagra and breast implants than on research for cancer and alshiemers.
this means that by 20 20 there will be an elderly population
with perky boobs
and huge erections,and no recollection of what to do with them.
May 27, 2015 14:01:58 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
always love a woman for her personality br she can... (show quote)
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup: :lol: You're peaking, BB :!:
May 27, 2015 14:31:05 #
May 27, 2015 15:45:59 #
Kachina wrote:
Love these!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: You are improving bb, you are improving. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
May 27, 2015 18:58:19 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: You are improving bb, you are improving. :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
thank you thank you thank you!!!!
May 27, 2015 19:52:49 #
badbobby wrote:
thank you thank you thank you!!!!
De nada mi viejo amigo, de nada.
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