Dog Lovers...
May 27, 2015 12:23:41 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while they were away on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart.
As she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.
She rushed downstairs and found the two dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage (as so frequently happens when dogs mate).
She was unable to separate them and didn't know what to do. Although it was late at night, she called the Vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
She explained the problem to him. The Vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he'll be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me," he said and hung up. :-(
She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart.
As she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling and moaning sounds.
She rushed downstairs and found the two dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage (as so frequently happens when dogs mate).
She was unable to separate them and didn't know what to do. Although it was late at night, she called the Vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
She explained the problem to him. The Vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he'll be able to withdraw."
"Do you think that will work?" she asked. "It just worked for me," he said and hung up. :-(
May 27, 2015 13:06:04 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed ... (show quote)
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
May 27, 2015 13:06:52 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
A dog lover, whose female dog was in heat, agreed ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
May 27, 2015 16:18:41 #
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: I would wager it has worked for an untold number of people.
May 27, 2015 18:32:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: I would wager it has worked for an untold number of people.
I don't think you would lose either senor
May 27, 2015 19:47:24 #
badbobby wrote:
I don't think you would lose either senor
I wouldn't answer the blasted phone.
May 27, 2015 20:14:18 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I wouldn't answer the blasted phone.
I would have to be expecting a pretty damned important phone call to answer in the situation of the guy in this joke!
May 28, 2015 08:59:30 #
PaulPisces wrote:
:XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD: :XD:
Ditto....a friend of mine is a retired vet....he and his wife now could now see humor in this joke!!
May 28, 2015 09:03:43 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I wouldn't answer the blasted phone.
Not even if you were on call? :shock: Say it isn't so!! :roll: For the record, all my animals are trained to only have daytime emergencies, and mostly when my husband is away!! :mrgreen:
May 28, 2015 12:15:55 #
Searching wrote:
Not even if you were on call? :shock: Say it isn't so!! :roll: For the record, all my animals are trained to only have daytime emergencies, and mostly when my husband is away!! :mrgreen:
That is a non sequitur.
May 28, 2015 12:47:56 #
Searching wrote:
Not even if you were on call? :shock: Say it isn't so!! :roll: For the record, all my animals are trained to only have daytime emergencies, and mostly when my husband is away!! :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
May 28, 2015 12:49:01 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
That is a non sequitur.
lol Poppa
I love it when you use them big words :lol: :lol:
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