Four Surgeons: Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on.

The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order."

The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order."

The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded."

The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on politicians."

The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why.

The fourth surgeon said, "Because they are heartless, gutless, spineless, and their other parts are interchangeable!"

:-) 8-)

Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx

AuntiE wrote:

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Very Good Auntie! Do you know the difference between the KKK and the Supreme Court - KKK is people dressed in white robes that scare the crap out of black people - Supreme Court is people dressed in black robes the scare the crap out of white people.

oldroy Loc: Western Kansas (No longer in hiding)

Unclet wrote:

Very Good Auntie! Do you know the difference between the KKK and the Supreme Court - KKK is people dressed in white robes that scare the crap out of black people - Supreme Court is people dressed in black robes the scare the crap out of white people.

Get them in the same place and there might just be a tall pile of crap.

Worried for our children Loc: Massachusetts

AuntiE wrote:

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AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Worried for our children wrote:

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Check your PM.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Check your PM.

AuntiE, is that a"The Wizard of Oz" reference to Auntie Em in the move? Just curious.

Anyway, you seem to be thought of as sort of a guru for this forum. Could you walk me through how to send forth a "private message" to others? Thank you.

I do appreciate your latest joke above. Humor is necessary to get through life.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

AuntiE, is that a"The Wizard of Oz" reference to Auntie Em in the move? Just curious.

Anyway, you seem to be thought of as sort of a guru for this forum. Could you walk me through how to send forth a "private message" to others? Thank you.

I do appreciate your latest joke above. Humor is necessary to get through life.

The AuntiE is not a reference to Aunti Em. Please be sitting down. I am probably the only legal citizen in the United States that has not watched "The Wizard of Oz". Many have tried and all have failed as I repeat after five minutes...BORING. I have a double name. My niece was unable to manage it or the letter for my first name, hence AuntiE, E being the first letter of my second name.

OldRoy is our technical guru; however, Private Message I can help with. Find the user's name on a comment, click on the name. The system will take you to the person's profile. Next to their name on their profile is "Send PM" phrase. Click on "Send PM" it will bring up a title line and a box for entering your PM. Once you have written your PM, click on "Send". Be aware, the Admin, as I have been told, can read PMs if they wish, hence discretion may be a good idea. This is not to imply you are not a discrete person normally, but provided as information only.

A new amusement should be forthcoming either today or tomorrow. Being a kindly person :roll: I try to provide my male confederates with amusement at the female expense. The next one is chosen and hopefully will bring great guffaws.

Be well.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

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Thank you for your courtesy and promptness!

I now address my wife as "Sgt.Major Slatten" on these forums. It was in reference to my USMC background, but primarily to VietVet referring to his wife as "Admiral". I, like you, found his post funny as hell. Thus, I plagarized, in a way, my wife's nickname to avoid conflict in his and my discussions.

Again, thank you.

I hope to be able to go to OldRoy in the future. Seems like a good guy, but we are at small odds right now over my correcting a source for a quote. Like the "grammar n**i" I try to keep facts and quotes as correct as possible. He felt I was going off topic. Perhaps I was, but that has never happened?

I look forward to said post. You've never failed us yet!

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Thank you for your courtesy and promptness! br br... (show quote)

Check you PM file shortly.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Thank you for your courtesy and promptness! br br... (show quote)

I forgot to add this to my original response.

I hope you gentlemen are not showing your spouses my amusements at the expense of the female g****r. Such could create Aunti being persona non grata and create marital discord. :(

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

I forgot to add this to my original response.

I hope you gentlemen are not showing your spouses my amusements at the expense of the female g****r. Such could create Aunti being persona non grata and create marital discord. :(

Not just no; but, hell, no! It's yes, mam...and no, mam! Anything else could lead to the brig.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

Not just no; but, hell, no! It's yes, mam...and no, mam! Anything else could lead to the brig.

Such being the case, make sure to laugh internally only. I may not put the next out there till later; however, it will be a major belly guffaw.