no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

From the Blaze

A woman wrote a scathing open-letter to an individual she described as an inconsiderate passenger aboard an AirAsia flight from Singapore to Sydney.

The sarcastic note, penned by Lau Munyee, was authored last week but only gained traction on the Internet Monday. In it, she heavily skewered the passenger directly behind her for his or her behavior.

Dear passenger 15A,

You do not know me but I was seated in front of you during the flight from Singapore to Sydney on April 12th.

What I had initially thought to be a routine flight turned out to be a once in a lifetime experience — and it was all because of you.

I am writing this letter to thank you personally.

Being the thrifty Asian that I am, I did not pay extra for a seat next to the emergency exit.

Though it offered more leg***m, I couldn’t be bothered to read the special safety procedures. The last thing I would want is to compromise the lives of all the innocent passengers because I do not know how to open the airplane door.

Despite my common economy seat, you offered me a full back massage by repeatedly kicking the back of chair. To date, I have yet to regain full mobility of the lower half of my body. But since I am single, I suppose I don’t have much use for it anyway.

I did not pay for the in-flight entertainment package and I was worried that I might get bored. But my concerns were unnecessary. You were talking so loudly, as if your friend was seated in the cargo hold rather than right next to you.

Perhaps she’s hard of hearing? This might strike you as odd but for the first time in my life, I wished I had a hearing impairment too.

Also, could you tell me where you bought those obnoxious snacks? I assume that they must have been delicious cause you rip one open every 30 minutes.

Thanks for the loud rustling and chewing ambient sounds!

At this point, I thought, “It can’t get any better than this.” But what I had meant as a rhetorical question, you took as a challenge.

For immediately, my nose was assaulted by a putrid smell of death and decay.

The stench was so strong that I turned to check if the old lady seated next to me was still breathing.

It was so nice of you to take off your shoes and put your feet between my seat and the plane window. It must have taken considerable effort – it was a small space but you stuck it as close to my face as you possibly could.

Your kindness moves me.

The sun is rising above the horizon; the sky is bleeding crimson and gold. But I cannot turn to gaze at this everyday miracle because every time I do, I smell the anus of Satan.

I had half the mind to pull down the oxygen mask above me. But then I remembered that I was flying on a budget airline, so I’d probably have to pay extra for that.

Did you know that you have made me a more religious person?

I have said more prayers in that eight-hour flight than I have in my entire life.

I was torn between asking God for strength to endure the rest of the journey and, “SWEET GUAN YIN MA, TAKE ME HOME!”

This experience has been so memorable that I am writing this from my therapist’s office. I have also signed up for ten more sessions to talk about it.

Thank you once again.

Insincerely yours,
Passenger 14A

asphaltman

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pleased to kno u enjoyed ur flight, thanks for the compliment.

signed

passenger 15

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Lolol....given the amount of travel I've done, I can relate and do believe your reply would in fact be the reply of many..they are obliviuos...lol

Good one NPP......
:thumbup: :thumbup:

asphaltman

i kno u got the story from the blaze. just i cudnt resist doin what i did. lolol, i enjoyed reading it and laughed all the way thru.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Your response was great, and so was the story, glad I don't fly. Years ago I broke my wings and never had them repaired.

asphaltman

i dont fly either anymore. im retired and a stay around home kinda guy.

sissymary

I would have told the A-HOLE to put his feet down as he is resting them on my seat, not his. I would have stood up looked at him and said the next time you kick the back of my seat, I will kick the back of your ass. And she could have asked Mr wonderful to talk more softly as she wanted to get some sleep. She also could have called a flight attendant to ask him to stop doing all of this. Don't be a victim.

rocketride

That should be "pleased too kno. . .".

rocketride

I would have poked the intruding feet with a pencil or other similarly pointed implement, not having a cigarette lighter available.

asphaltman

im proud of u mary. ur a fine example of a liberated woman. wish all girls were more like u. we cud wipe out the terrorist and clean up the USA

sissymary

Long story, but I'm a DUDE! The name sissy mary is kind of a joke.

asphaltman

WOW, please forgive me, i shud have known better than to take a "user name" seriously. however, there is no mistake in my user. i lived a long time before women's liberation "the feminist movement". therefore, i know both worlds.

rocketride

At least you found out before the first date. . . :D

asphaltman

LMAO :oops: :oops: :oops:

Geezer1948 Loc: Moving soon

You might have considered 'anointing' his stinky feet...with a hot cup of coffee.