Lets get this BBQ season stuff straight. Please !
May 8, 2015 11:36:15 #
BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three foot exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity.
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert .
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three foot exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
May 8, 2015 12:14:38 #
missinglink wrote:
BBQ RULES br We are about to enter the BBQ seas... (show quote)
Welp.....rules are rules.
We, as men, must adhere!
As grueling as it may be. :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :XD:
May 8, 2015 12:52:08 #
bdamage wrote:
Welp.....rules are rules.
We, as men, must adhere!
As grueling as it may be. :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :XD:
We, as men, must adhere!
As grueling as it may be. :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :XD:
LOL. I just helped my neighbor assemble a new Oklahoma Joe smoker so we can begin BBQ season in our common garden. And likely no women will be involved in any cooking....we are an all-man team here.
Women at our BBQs are treated like princesses. :)
Here's an image of what we've produced on the old grill in the past.
Unfortunately here in SF, it won;t be warm enough to go past 5:00 in the garden until September!
May 8, 2015 14:13:05 #
PaulPisces wrote:
LOL. I just helped my neighbor assemble a new Oklahoma Joe smoker so we can begin BBQ season in our common garden. And likely no women will be involved in any cooking....we are an all-man team here.
Women at our BBQs are treated like princesses. :)
Here's an image of what we've produced on the old grill in the past.
Unfortunately here in SF, it won;t be warm enough to go past 5:00 in the garden until September!
Women at our BBQs are treated like princesses. :)
Here's an image of what we've produced on the old grill in the past.
Unfortunately here in SF, it won;t be warm enough to go past 5:00 in the garden until September!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Now I'm hungry!!
I've actually been to Oklahoma Joes.....who would've thought that they were located in Kansas City and ran the original place, which is still there, out of a gas station?
They have since renamed it just Joe's Kansas City Bar-B-Que.
Here's the cool story of the place and it's beginnings.
http://www.joeskc.com/about
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