missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore

A message to my peep's.






As you know, my dear people, the last year for me has been an annus hornbills. The Royal House of Clinton has been tormented by questions about our handling of finances and subjected to tiresome questions about the tragic events in B******i–in the furthest regions of our empire. And, sadly, also questions about my Royal e-mails.
Nevertheless, I will not be daunted in my desire and commitment to serve you the people. For the next seventeen months I will be traveling among you as one of you, to listen to your deepest longings and needs. I will be with you in your Wal-Mart and beside you in your Burger Kings. I will drive with you down the busy interstate highways of our land sharing your poverty and needs with you.
How well I remember the days when the Duke of Arkansas and I were impoverished. After we were expelled from our Washington Palace we hardly had two mansions to rub together. We were so poor we had to remove thousands of dollars of china, flatware, carpets and gifts from the Washington Palace just to survive. Now, happily, benefactors from around our empire have given just enough for us to scrape by.
During those difficult times we had to cut back when our daughter was married. We only had three million dollars to spend on her wedding and I remember our hopes as she moved into her $10 million Manhattan apartment that one day she would be able to move on from that humble abode to something more fitting.
So as I travel across our land to meet you all, I will be listening and sharing with you. Then when the time for the royal e******n comes I know you will crown me as your rightful monarch so that we can all live happily ever after.

Our very own Royalty

Bruce Kennedy Loc: Kansas

I say old chap, a rather rousing account of Her Majesty's rather arduous exploits. I trust the C****ation will proceed post haste, without any ghastly hitches. Good show, old boy. Pip, pip, cheerio.

beammeupscotty Loc: 31°07'50.8"N 87°27'00.8"W

She tried to trace her royal pedigree....but all results just kept saying "hillbilly" .......go figure.

robmull Loc: florida

Thank God for the likes of BHO and Hillary. Conservative patriots are now coming out of the woodwork in America to stop any further "Alinskyite," c*******t "fundamental t***sformation" of our beloved United States.

robmull Loc: florida

Thank God for the likes of BHO and Hillary. Conservative patriots are now coming out of the woodwork in America to stop any further "Alinskyite," c*******t "fundamental t***sformation" of our beloved United States.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Great post. Thanks, and God Bless and protect us from Hillary

dfpole56

Good oh mate. The best post to date. I do hope Gowdy can nail her. Lets all back him. She could be on the run. Where I do not know but like you, I am just wishing & hoping this is the end of her and her kind. Worst of it is she has a daughter coming up & I presume Bill has a few scattered about before he got the mumps.

Bruce Kennedy Loc: Kansas

I'd gladly sacrifice Hillary if we could eliminate all the Conservative Loons that will be running for President. Geesh, there is a cast of thousands running for the Republican nomination. And, as usual, it will be a circus come 2016 to determine which Loon gets the nomination. Obviously, imo, the leading Republican Loons are Cruz (eliminated by the undeniable fact that he is not an American citizen, eh) and Paul, who claims to be a "Libertarian", (and true Conservatives can not tolerate 'Libertarians').

Rubio is out, first of all he's Cuban and his stance on immigration automatically eliminates him.

Cason is out, because face it, he's black. Let's be real, tokenism is nice, in the "Run for the Roses", but Republicans will never actually nominate someone who is black.

Huckabee is a nice guy, but where is the "Money" going to come from? Besides he has to get back to his "Fox" show.

Graham is a "Hawk" and a good friend of McCain. That alone should eliminate him, not the "Hawk" part, but the part where he is friends with McCain.

Carly Fiorina, see Ben Cason. Again, tokenism is great, but let's not get carried away. A woman, as the Republican P**********l candidate, are you kidding me? I think a fellow Conservative woman said it best when she pointed out that genetically women's hormones prohibit them from holding the office of POTUS.

Rick Perry, once a loser, always a loser. Nice touch with the glasses though, gives him that intellectual look.

H********c and anti-intellectual Rick Santorum will only serve to split the "Religious Right" v**e between him and Huckabee. Also see Rick Perry, "once a loser, always a loser".

Ann Coulter's love child Chris Christie, poster boy for the "Adkins Diet", has too much baggage, besides he can't get back to New Jersey to r******r to v**e, he's stuck at the George Washington bridge.

And then there is the myriad of "no-names". Skip Andrews....Who? Doesn't stand a snow ball's shot in hell, besides the Birthers would have a field day with this "German born" candidate. Kerry Bowers, Dale Christensen, John Dummet Jr., Mike Everson, Chris Hill, Michael Kinlaw, Michael Petyo, Dennis Michael Lynch, Bob Erlich and Brian Russell fall into the category of "Who TF did you say?". Heck Republicans may as well run Mel Havener for President, he has about as much chance as these no-names.

Bobby Jindal, has that boy looked in the mirror lately? He falls into the category of "Token", as far as Republicans are concerned.

The head "Clown" known as the "Trumpster", who are we kidding he needs his paycheck from NBC. And really no on will ever get elected President wearing a red porcupine on their head. I'm telling you, put a red nose on the "Trumpster" and he has a job for life with the Barnum and Bailey Circus.

Then there are the "Governors" Kasich, Snyder, Walker and Bush. Most notable, of these, is "Uncle Jeb", who immediately reminds of that most memorable line, from the movie "Nerds",..."We have Bush". Imho, "Uncle Jeb" is the most "electable", but he's said some blasphemous things about "Immigration" that may have ruined his chances at the Republican nomination.

Walker is the "Darling of the Koch Brothers", so that boy won't be hurting for "dinero" and I'm not talking about "Robert Dinero", not to be confused with "Robert De Niro".

And that only leaves the two New Yorkers, George Pataki and Peter King, the one word that immediately comes to mind whenever Pataki or King are mentioned, is "irrelevant". Now I realize it is early, in the campaign process, so there are probably many more candidates yet to come forward, Giuliani and Bachmann immediately come to mind. And what Republican P**********l nomination campaign would be complete without the "Newtster"? I mean seriously, a campaign without "Newt" is like a Circus without Clowns.