MARIJUANA AND MARRIAGE (Page 2): Instructions for resolving the issue: 1. Set up the ironing board. 2. Find trashy stupid, brainless (which is most of them) talk show. 3. Turn on iron...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

PaulPisces wrote:

LOL AuntiE. I have been lazy...my "ironing drawer" is full to overflowing of things that require attention. Hmmmm...maybe there's a relationship between an overload of un-ironed items and that misplaced bong. :) :oops:

Instructions for resolving the issue:

1. Set up the ironing board.
2. Find trashy stupid, brainless (which is most of them) talk show.
3. Turn on iron to linen/damask setting.
4. I R O N table linens!!!
5. Feeling of great accomplishment! :thumbup: :thumbup: :!:
6. Learned nothing, as usual, from TV watching. :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

lpnmajor wrote:

Why do women get to lie with impunity?

We learned from you! You did it for centuries.

Quote:

It's all so confusing! :lol:

Because you are in your canoe. :idea: :idea:

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

PoppaGringo wrote:

Who isn't, at least some of the time, excepting, of course, you and I.

Well stated mi amigo and nicely done! We yet harmoniously agree once more?

It HAS to be our great attention to detail and our inability to tell lies, ya reckon?

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

AuntiE wrote:

Instructions for resolving the issue:

1. Set up the ironing board.
2. Find trashy stupid, brainless (which is most of them) talk show.
3. Turn on iron to linen/damask setting.
4. I R O N table linens!!!
5. Feeling of great accomplishment! :thumbup: :thumbup: :!:
6. Learned nothing, as usual, from TV watching. :lol: :roll: :lol: :roll:

Not wanting to differ really... (grin), just thought I might add,

Teach a good man or woman how to shoot straight and true with a shootin' iron and, save the nation who's people embody sound and godly values.

Teach a man how to just iron and, ya might as well bend over and kiss yer tail adieu...

Am I wrong here? :shock: :shock: :shock:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

RockKnutne wrote:

Well stated mi amigo and nicely done! We yet harmoniously agree once more?

It HAS to be our great attention to detail and our inability to tell lies, ya reckon?

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

You bet'chum compadre. We'uns never prevaricate, well, hardly ever, depending of course on the circumstances. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

RockKnutne wrote:

Not wanting to differ really... (grin), just thought I might add,

Teach a good man or woman how to shoot straight and true with a shootin' iron and, save the nation who's people embody sound and godly values.

Teach a man how to just iron and, ya might as well bend over and kiss yer tail adieu...

Am I wrong here? :shock: :shock: :shock:

You do understand there is the idea :idea: :idea: of a man being able to do both.....correct?

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

PoppaGringo wrote:

You bet'chum compadre. We'uns never prevaricate, well, hardly ever, depending of course on the circumstances. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Only telling lies to the enemy to protect our brothers-in-arms, our nation's secrets or, a woman's honor.

Does that about sum it up for us?

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

AuntiE wrote:

You do understand there is the idea :idea: :idea: of a man being able to do both.....correct?

Sure and there are attack cats and folk that teach kitty how to use the toilet but, is that really prudent and, can a cat be taught how to flush is the more important question? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:wink:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

RockKnutne wrote:

Only telling lies to the enemy to protect our brothers-in-arms, our nation's secrets or, a woman's honor.

Does that about sum it up for us?

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep, and, protecting a lady's honor might also save an acquaintance from great bodily harm.

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

PoppaGringo wrote:

Yep, and, protecting a lady's honor might also save an acquaintance from great bodily harm.

Isn't that covered under protecting a brother-in-arms under the PGCMJ, PoppaGringo Code of Male Justice?

Sure, under Articles of Uncover Underwear?

It's been a few years but, I have a mind like a steel trap!

:shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

RockKnutne wrote:

Isn't that covered under protecting a brother-in-arms under the PGCMJ, PoppaGringo Code of Male Justice?

Sure, under Articles of Uncover Underwear?

It's been a few years but, I have a mind like a steel trap!

:shock: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Si. You correct. It would be covered under PGCMJ. My Meowrines often cover for me. That is one reason their peccadillos are often overlooked.

Char4Dew

RockKnutne wrote:

Sure and there are attack cats and folk that teach kitty how to use the toilet but, is that really prudent and, can a cat be taught how to flush is the more important question? :shock: :shock: :shock:

:wink:

This cat is great. One of my girl friend has a cat that is toilet traind. it still make me laugh after all these years.

:D

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

PoppaGringo wrote:

Si. You correct. It would be covered under PGCMJ. My Meowrines often cover for me. That is one reason their peccadillos are often overlooked.

Here is to youth, youthful men, overlooked peccadilloes and, REAL men that know how to iron!

:wink:

RockKnutne Loc: Valhöll

Char4Dew wrote:

This cat is great. One of my girl friend has a cat that is toilet traind. it still make me laugh after all these years.

:D

More impressive is your statement, "One of my girl friend...", unless of course you are not a he, then just disregard my last (grin).

Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

My daughter-in-law tried to get her cat to do that. It become so psychotic that one morning she discovered that the cat began defecating in her bed but, only on her side.

Can you say litter box and poop scooper?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

AuntiE wrote:

Because you are in your canoe. :idea: :idea:

What? I can't hear you! I have water in my ears. :P