WARNING! Why medical tests should always be done at your doctor's office...
Apr 28, 2015 10:45:11 #
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
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Apr 28, 2015 10:55:51 #
They needed vice grips.
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RockKnutne wrote:
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for... (show quote)
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Apr 28, 2015 11:01:28 #
eagleye13 wrote:
They needed vice grips.
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Vice something anyway eagle... :wink:
Apr 28, 2015 11:02:46 #
Easy opener, Amazon.com. $9.95. Got one. This will never happen to me !!
RockKnutne wrote:
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Apr 28, 2015 11:08:37 #
missinglink wrote:
Easy opener, Amazon.com. $9.95. Got one. This will never happen to me !!
They sell women that cheap on Amazon.com missing?
What an amazing internet marketplace!
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Apr 28, 2015 11:16:24 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
RockKnutne wrote:
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When all else fails. Well I guess he was out of luck.
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Apr 28, 2015 11:21:14 #
no propaganda please wrote:
When all else fails. Well I guess he was out of luck.
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And zip-lock bags too I suspect?
Any bag in a storm will do. That's an old Navy saying, I think?
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Apr 28, 2015 11:42:07 #
RockKnutne wrote:
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Apr 28, 2015 12:03:18 #
UncleJesse wrote:
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Howdy UJ!
How are ya today?
I had to share that, it made me laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 28, 2015 12:04:50 #
Or maybe he snugged the lid down on purpose. Hey diddle diddle.
no propaganda please wrote:
When all else fails. Well I guess he was out of luck.
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Apr 28, 2015 12:46:09 #
eagleye13 wrote:
They needed vice grips.
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Well yes, I suppose we should come to grips with vice. However, some of them are fun.
Apr 28, 2015 13:05:23 #
RockKnutne wrote:
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Ah ha ha ha ha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Derka Derka funny!!!
Apr 28, 2015 14:06:31 #
Well yes, I suppose we should come to grips with vice. However, some of them are fun. Just ask my Meowrines.
Apr 28, 2015 17:39:21 #
bdamage wrote:
Ah ha ha ha ha!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Derka Derka funny!!!
Derka Derka funny!!!
Dag gum it bd, that made me howl!
When Mrs. Rock starts riding me about something I need to be doing, I make my two fingers do the walking and exclaim, "Oh, derka, derka, derka!", which means GET UP & DO IT YOURSELF! Then I start laughing. She throws wh**ever she has available at me, which makes me get up instead and obey her but, just for a few seconds I have enjoyment.
You da man bd, you da man!
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"Oh, derka, derka, derka!"
Apr 28, 2015 17:45:05 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well yes, I suppose we should come to grips with vice. However, some of them are fun. Just ask my Meowrines.
I love to grip vice mi amigo and make it my friend as I know you do also!
We can't help it that in all our excitement, our fingers become slippery and we lose our grip!
Now I know why workmen wear those leather gloves. :shock: :shock: :shock:
How are you this find day my friend?
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