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CB Group Demands Equal Rights
Apr 27, 2015 00:40:03   #
Blacksheep
 
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothing but crazy bastards, is demanding an end to discrimination. All the Manic-depressives, Psychotics, Schizophrenics and Bi-Polars are demanding an end to being incarcerated in mental institutions, claiming that it's unfair discrimination.

They base this claim on the fact that men are having operations to make them appear to be women, men are having sex with other men, women are having sex with other women and people are cross-dressing, they even marry each other and none of them are being put in mental institutions for acting crazy like that, so why should anyone else be? It's unfair and discriminatory, they complain.

The Crazy Bastards feel that if some insanity is tolerated by society, all insanity should be. They also point to the Spring Break madness engaged in by young college students who engage in wild, drunken sprees that turn into orgies where many of them get raped or nearly die of alcohol poisoning but no one puts them in mental institutions for doing it. The same for people who jump out of airplanes, skydive, and sometimes go splat. Or mountain climbers who sometimes go splat. The point is that supposedly normal people are always doing really crazy things, let alone all the a******l people, like homosexuals, and no one bothers them.

State governments are beginning to take a serious look at the rights of CB's, as closing all the mental institutions would take a huge strain off state budgets during this down economy.

Now that marijuana is legal, half the population is doing meth, f*ggotry is politically correct, there's q***rs in our military and the First Lady is a guy, what difference would letting all the Crazy Bastards loose really make?

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Apr 27, 2015 00:59:46   #
dennisimoto Loc: Washington State (West)
 
Yo, B****sheep, there haven't been any "mental institutions" since the 60's. The CB's have been loose among us for many years. One of them got elected President. Get with the times, man.

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Apr 27, 2015 01:26:16   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Jails are the new era institutions.


B****sheep wrote:
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothing but crazy bastards, is demanding an end to discrimination. All the Manic-depressives, Psychotics, Schizophrenics and Bi-Polars are demanding an end to being incarcerated in mental institutions, claiming that it's unfair discrimination.

They base this claim on the fact that men are having operations to make them appear to be women, men are having sex with other men, women are having sex with other women and people are cross-dressing, they even marry each other and none of them are being put in mental institutions for acting crazy like that, so why should anyone else be? It's unfair and discriminatory, they complain.

The Crazy Bastards feel that if some insanity is tolerated by society, all insanity should be. They also point to the Spring Break madness engaged in by young college students who engage in wild, drunken sprees that turn into orgies where many of them get raped or nearly die of alcohol poisoning but no one puts them in mental institutions for doing it. The same for people who jump out of airplanes, skydive, and sometimes go splat. Or mountain climbers who sometimes go splat. The point is that supposedly normal people are always doing really crazy things, let alone all the a******l people, like homosexuals, and no one bothers them.

State governments are beginning to take a serious look at the rights of CB's, as closing all the mental institutions would take a huge strain off state budgets during this down economy.

Now that marijuana is legal, half the population is doing meth, f*ggotry is politically correct, there's q***rs in our military and the First Lady is a guy, what difference would letting all the Crazy Bastards loose really make?
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothi... (show quote)

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Apr 27, 2015 02:56:49   #
straightUp Loc: California
 
B****sheep wrote:
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothing but crazy bastards, is demanding an end to discrimination. All the Manic-depressives, Psychotics, Schizophrenics and Bi-Polars are demanding an end to being incarcerated in mental institutions, claiming that it's unfair discrimination.

They base this claim on the fact that men are having operations to make them appear to be women, men are having sex with other men, women are having sex with other women and people are cross-dressing, they even marry each other and none of them are being put in mental institutions for acting crazy like that, so why should anyone else be? It's unfair and discriminatory, they complain.

The Crazy Bastards feel that if some insanity is tolerated by society, all insanity should be. They also point to the Spring Break madness engaged in by young college students who engage in wild, drunken sprees that turn into orgies where many of them get raped or nearly die of alcohol poisoning but no one puts them in mental institutions for doing it. The same for people who jump out of airplanes, skydive, and sometimes go splat. Or mountain climbers who sometimes go splat. The point is that supposedly normal people are always doing really crazy things, let alone all the a******l people, like homosexuals, and no one bothers them.

State governments are beginning to take a serious look at the rights of CB's, as closing all the mental institutions would take a huge strain off state budgets during this down economy.

Now that marijuana is legal, half the population is doing meth, f*ggotry is politically correct, there's q***rs in our military and the First Lady is a guy, what difference would letting all the Crazy Bastards loose really make?
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothi... (show quote)

Trying to make a case for your release there CB?

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Apr 27, 2015 03:00:49   #
straightUp Loc: California
 
missinglink wrote:
Jails are the new era institutions.

Jails are the new factories too.

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Apr 27, 2015 05:27:56   #
rjoeholl
 
straightUp wrote:
Jails are the new factories too.


No, the factories are all the liberal colleges and universities.

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Apr 27, 2015 06:01:39   #
larrypuckett1939
 
I HAD TO GET BACK IN MY CHAIR!!
IT WOULDN'T MAKE ONE IOTA OF A DIFFERENCE!!
true patriot

dennisimoto wrote:
Yo, B****sheep, there haven't been any "mental institutions" since the 60's. The CB's have been loose among us for many years. One of them got elected President. Get with the times, man.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 27, 2015 06:21:27   #
larrypuckett1939
 
ONE REALLY GOOD ARTICLE.
I LOVED THE LAST TWO LINES!
true patriot


B****sheep wrote:
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothing but crazy bastards, is demanding an end to discrimination. All the Manic-depressives, Psychotics, Schizophrenics and Bi-Polars are demanding an end to being incarcerated in mental institutions, claiming that it's unfair discrimination.

They base this claim on the fact that men are having operations to make them appear to be women, men are having sex with other men, women are having sex with other women and people are cross-dressing, they even marry each other and none of them are being put in mental institutions for acting crazy like that, so why should anyone else be? It's unfair and discriminatory, they complain.

The Crazy Bastards feel that if some insanity is tolerated by society, all insanity should be. They also point to the Spring Break madness engaged in by young college students who engage in wild, drunken sprees that turn into orgies where many of them get raped or nearly die of alcohol poisoning but no one puts them in mental institutions for doing it. The same for people who jump out of airplanes, skydive, and sometimes go splat. Or mountain climbers who sometimes go splat. The point is that supposedly normal people are always doing really crazy things, let alone all the a******l people, like homosexuals, and no one bothers them.

State governments are beginning to take a serious look at the rights of CB's, as closing all the mental institutions would take a huge strain off state budgets during this down economy.

Now that marijuana is legal, half the population is doing meth, f*ggotry is politically correct, there's q***rs in our military and the First Lady is a guy, what difference would letting all the Crazy Bastards loose really make?
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothi... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 27, 2015 06:42:29   #
Randy131 Loc: Florida
 
Great Point!

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Apr 27, 2015 07:50:25   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
B****sheep wrote:
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothing but crazy bastards, is demanding an end to discrimination. All the Manic-depressives, Psychotics, Schizophrenics and Bi-Polars are demanding an end to being incarcerated in mental institutions, claiming that it's unfair discrimination.

They base this claim on the fact that men are having operations to make them appear to be women, men are having sex with other men, women are having sex with other women and people are cross-dressing, they even marry each other and none of them are being put in mental institutions for acting crazy like that, so why should anyone else be? It's unfair and discriminatory, they complain.

The Crazy Bastards feel that if some insanity is tolerated by society, all insanity should be. They also point to the Spring Break madness engaged in by young college students who engage in wild, drunken sprees that turn into orgies where many of them get raped or nearly die of alcohol poisoning but no one puts them in mental institutions for doing it. The same for people who jump out of airplanes, skydive, and sometimes go splat. Or mountain climbers who sometimes go splat. The point is that supposedly normal people are always doing really crazy things, let alone all the a******l people, like homosexuals, and no one bothers them.

State governments are beginning to take a serious look at the rights of CB's, as closing all the mental institutions would take a huge strain off state budgets during this down economy.

Now that marijuana is legal, half the population is doing meth, f*ggotry is politically correct, there's q***rs in our military and the First Lady is a guy, what difference would letting all the Crazy Bastards loose really make?
The CB's (Crazy Bastards) group, composed of nothi... (show quote)


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Yes, lets turn them all loose; there is plenty of work for them as community organizers, talk show hosts at several major networks and leading newspapers. They are sorely needed.

While we are at it lets end discrimination against zoophilia. We Chicken Fanciers of America ( C F A ) are tired of the ridicule and lack of tolerance and harassment by the SPCA's of the nation.

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Apr 27, 2015 10:42:30   #
Blacksheep
 
pafret wrote:
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Yes, lets turn them all loose; there is plenty of work for them as community organizers, talk show hosts at several major networks and leading newspapers. They are sorely needed.

While we are at it lets end discrimination against zoophilia. We Chicken Fanciers of America ( C F A ) are tired of the ridicule and lack of tolerance and harassment by the SPCA's of the nation.


Damn right, and don't forget the other CFA (Cow Fanciers), the GFA, DFA, HFA and all the rest. Fair is fair. :lol:

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Apr 27, 2015 11:19:03   #
pafret Loc: Northeast
 
B****sheep wrote:
Damn right, and don't forget the other CFA (Cow Fanciers), the GFA, DFA, HFA and all the rest. Fair is fair. :lol:


***************

It is a pleasure meeting a kindred spirit!

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Apr 29, 2015 10:37:59   #
missinglink Loc: Tralfamadore
 
Prisons for profit. Welcome to the prison nation.

straightUp wrote:
Jails are the new factories too.

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