Bruce's new boots. ( ribald joke )
Apr 26, 2015 20:03:31 #
Bruce at 75 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret at age 75, looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bruce stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bruce, what's different? It's h*****g down today, it was h*****g down yesterday, and it'll be h*****g down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bruce yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S H*****G DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S H*****G DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat, old Margaret replies, "Ya shoulda bought a hat, Bruce. Ya shoulda bought a hat."
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret at age 75, looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bruce stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bruce, what's different? It's h*****g down today, it was h*****g down yesterday, and it'll be h*****g down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bruce yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S H*****G DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S H*****G DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat, old Margaret replies, "Ya shoulda bought a hat, Bruce. Ya shoulda bought a hat."
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Apr 26, 2015 21:22:58 #
Glad you like it. I thought it mild but a very few would not.
CYA amigo.
CYA amigo.
Loki wrote:
I like it. That isn't off color.
Apr 26, 2015 21:24:26 #
no propaganda please
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missinglink wrote:
Bruce at 75 years old, always wanted a pair of aut... (show quote)
Very funny, got a lift out of that one.
Apr 26, 2015 23:31:47 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Very funny, got a lift out of that one.
Literally or figuratively? :?: :shock: :oops: :oops:
Apr 27, 2015 10:22:06 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
Literally or figuratively? :?: :shock: :oops: :oops:
you may take it any way you wish to, which is why I phrased it as I did!!!
Apr 27, 2015 12:06:29 #
Apr 27, 2015 13:13:06 #
missinglink wrote:
Glad you like it. I thought it mild but a very few would not.
CYA amigo.
CYA amigo.
The technical term for them is 'dogwhistle'.
Apr 27, 2015 15:39:56 #
AuntiE wrote:
Literally or figuratively? :?: :shock: :oops: :oops:
That is seeking too much info from one wimmen :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Have you ever given thought that his boots weren't tall rnough :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 27, 2015 19:12:06 #
missinglink wrote:
Bruce at 75 years old, always wanted a pair of aut... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good one, I've heard it many times before but it's one of the good old good one's.
Apr 27, 2015 21:14:16 #
Armageddun wrote:
That is seeking too much info from one wimmen :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Have you ever given thought that his boots weren't tall rnough :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I was, actually, seeking one of SWMBO's excellent comments. It would appear he has not allowed her input. :shock: :roll: :shock:
Apr 27, 2015 21:27:43 #
AuntiE wrote:
I was, actually, seeking one of SWMBO's excellent comments. It would appear he has not allowed her input. :shock: :roll: :shock:
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Apr 28, 2015 08:50:39 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
Literally or figuratively? :?: :shock: :oops: :oops:
In the case of NPP, both literally and figuratively at the same time. As far as when he read the joke, the timing worked for both of us.
SWMBO
Apr 28, 2015 10:39:12 #
no propaganda please wrote:
In the case of NPP, both literally and figuratively at the same time. As far as when he read the joke, the timing worked for both of us.
SWMBO
SWMBO
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