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Apr 17, 2015 15:36:41   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to
begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer, so he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"I don't know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you," replied the Rabbi.

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Apr 17, 2015 15:47:07   #
Trooper745 Loc: Carolina
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to
begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer, so he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"I don't know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you," replied the Rabbi.
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just ... (show quote)


I love it! The IRS seems to have an excess of those little pricks! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 17, 2015 15:48:09   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
Too funny!!! You came through again. Did you hear the one about the brief case becoming a suit case..??
PoppaGringo wrote:
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to
begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer, so he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"I don't know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you," replied the Rabbi.
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just ... (show quote)

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Apr 17, 2015 15:51:08   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
This is one your best ever, Salty. :lol: :thumbup: :lol:

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Apr 17, 2015 16:27:42   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to
begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer, so he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"I don't know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you," replied the Rabbi.
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 17, 2015 18:15:39   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to
begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer, so he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"I don't know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you," replied the Rabbi.
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :-)

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Apr 17, 2015 18:29:11   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
P
PoppaGringo wrote:
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to
begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer, so he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"I don't know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you," replied the Rabbi.
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just ... (show quote)


😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😂 😂 😂 If You don't find that funny you must dead.

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Apr 17, 2015 18:51:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Hemiman wrote:
P

😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😂 😂 😂 If You don't find that funny you must dead.


Or, a little prick. :lol:

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Apr 17, 2015 19:48:32   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Or, a little prick. :lol:


oooooweee, please try to not cast any aspersions on some of the other poster's. You know what tender psyche's they portend to have.

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Apr 18, 2015 11:07:35   #
boatbob2
 
That's a GOTCHA !!!!

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Apr 18, 2015 14:50:35   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to
begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer, so he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"I don't know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you," replied the Rabbi.
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just ... (show quote)

*******************
Love it. Still laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Apr 18, 2015 19:42:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined the IRS, excited to
begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders. Anxious for his first
high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his assignment was to audit a
Rabbi.

Looking over the books and taxes were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
was clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by
having a little fun with the Rabbi.

"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."

"Yes," answered the Rabbi.

"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.

"A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."

"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer, so he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious
way.

"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs
from the matzo?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the crumbs
from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."

"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard now how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"

"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to the
I.R.S."

"The I.R.S.? What would the I.R.S. do with them?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.

"I don't know the details, but about once a year, they send us a little
prick like you," replied the Rabbi.
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol:
love it Poppa

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Apr 18, 2015 19:43:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Or, a little prick. :lol:



or a liberal??

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Apr 18, 2015 19:45:23   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
or a liberal??


Or a liberal with a little prick. Did I say that out loud?

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Apr 18, 2015 20:32:59   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Rufus wrote:
Or a liberal with a little prick. Did I say that out loud?


Aren't Liberal's the little one's?

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