PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

"I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
Duct tape won't fix that.
Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
We don't keep firearms in this house.
Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
You can't feed that to the dog.
I thought Graceland was tacky.
No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.
Wrasslin's f**e.
Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
We're vegetarians.
Do you think my hair is too big?
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?
Who's Richard Petty?
Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
Deer heads detract from the decor.
Spitting is such a nasty habit.
I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Trim the fat off that steak.
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.
I've got it all on a floppy disk.
Unsweetened tea tastes better.
Would you like you fish poached or broiled?
My fiancée, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
Checkmate.
She's too old to be wearing a bikini.
Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
I don't have a favorite college team.
Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
Elvis who?

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Just what I needed this morning. Thank Poppa!!

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Geezer1948 Loc: Moving soon

You forgot "Do you want the quiche or the cheese-grits?"

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

OMG.

bdamage Loc: My Bunker

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My fav was "Checkmate".

And if I could add:

Billie Ann, put that cigarette out while your at the dinner table.
Are these veggies organic?
I can't go fishin' cuz the wife wants me to go shoppin' with her.
Be sure to let the dogs in before you hit the hay Jimmy Bob.
Do you sell designer jeans?
Make sure you order me that truck with the 6 cylinder.
Fried is not a food group.
Did you remember to make those reservations?
I'll take a lemon wedge with that beer.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Very good!!!



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PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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Pap Pap Loc: Etna, PA

How about 'git your spittoon off the ironing board" ?

rolech Loc: Louisville, KY

Don't pick your nose at the dinner table.

Zeno Loc: Omaha NE

Very funny stuff. Thanks again, Poppa.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

And don't eat those boogers.

fiatlux

And a common New Yorker would?

Alicia Loc: NYC

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What better way to start a day than with a laugh. Thanks PG. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alicia Loc: NYC

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You've got a better chance in that direction.

boatbob2

AND,just because your wife is also your first cousin,doesnt mean you don't have to feed her !