Zero % On An Exam
Apr 13, 2015 21:07:57 #
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%! The teacher had no sense of humor.
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!
I would have given him 100%! The teacher had no sense of humor.
Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3.. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* Wet
Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here!
Apr 13, 2015 21:13:55 #
AuntiE wrote:
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM br br I would ... (show quote)
One smart person.. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 13, 2015 21:20:08 #
AuntiE wrote:
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM br br I would ... (show quote)
Couple of new ones for me.
Apr 13, 2015 21:29:19 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
Welcome back....
Very funny.... and the teacher had no humor, could she/he and I be related?
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Very funny.... and the teacher had no humor, could she/he and I be related?
AuntiE wrote:
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM br br I would ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 13, 2015 21:34:20 #
Pennylynn wrote:
Welcome back....
Very funny.... and the teacher had no humor, could she/he and I be related?
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Very funny.... and the teacher had no humor, could she/he and I be related?
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I recommend Miss Ducky not try this. :lol: :roll: :lol: :-D
Apr 13, 2015 21:42:27 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
I would not put it past her....but, she is trying to maintain her 3.8 GPA... Hope she knows better. But, with your permission I would like to share this with her.
AuntiE wrote:
I recommend Miss Ducky not try this. :lol: :roll: :lol: :-D
Apr 13, 2015 22:22:13 #
Pennylynn wrote:
I would not put it past her....but, she is trying to maintain her 3.8 GPA... Hope she knows better. But, with your permission I would like to share this with her.
You are welcome to share it. Remind her I have powers and will know if she attempts such. :twisted: :roll: 8-) :-)
Apr 13, 2015 22:57:24 #
AuntiE wrote:
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM br br I would ... (show quote)
100% and a job as CEO.
Apr 13, 2015 22:59:22 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
She got a stern warning that her Aunt would not find it funny if she did so!! And she copied it and sent it to a friend.... by tomorrow her entire class mates will have had a giggle or two!!!
AuntiE wrote:
You are welcome to share it. Remind her I have powers and will know if she attempts such. :twisted: :roll: 8-) :-)
Apr 13, 2015 23:00:44 #
fiatlux wrote:
100% and a job as CEO.
Or.....a politician :idea: :idea:
Apr 13, 2015 23:03:11 #
Apr 13, 2015 23:46:36 #
alex
Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa
Pennylynn wrote:
Welcome back....
Very funny.... and the teacher had no humor, could she/he and I be related?
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Very funny.... and the teacher had no humor, could she/he and I be related?
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
since mist teachers are liberals it doesn't surprise me she had no humor
Apr 13, 2015 23:51:07 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
Hello Alex,
Been a while. Sorry I have missed your other posts.
Common core would have passed the child if she could give two words on how she came to the conclusion. And those two words are as simple as "I feel" ..... because you know Liberals are the "feeling" people which to me often means they do not engage their minds.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Been a while. Sorry I have missed your other posts.
Common core would have passed the child if she could give two words on how she came to the conclusion. And those two words are as simple as "I feel" ..... because you know Liberals are the "feeling" people which to me often means they do not engage their minds.
alex wrote:
since mist teachers are liberals it doesn't surprise me she had no humor
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Apr 14, 2015 10:36:12 #
Pennylynn wrote:
Hello Alex,
Been a while. Sorry I have missed your other posts.
Common core would have passed the child if she could give two words on how she came to the conclusion. And those two words are as simple as "I feel" ..... because you know Liberals are the "feeling" people which to me often means they do not engage their minds.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Been a while. Sorry I have missed your other posts.
Common core would have passed the child if she could give two words on how she came to the conclusion. And those two words are as simple as "I feel" ..... because you know Liberals are the "feeling" people which to me often means they do not engage their minds.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I believe the liberals motor sk**ls only has one gear in its t***smission and that one gear is stripped.
Apr 14, 2015 11:40:31 #
AuntiE wrote:
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM br br I would ... (show quote)
Very good AuntiE very good and funny also.
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